farnarkeling

Fictitious sport invented by New Zealand/Aussie genius John Clarke, in his persona of NZ sheep farmer Fred Dagg.

To quote his website "In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet. Arkeling is not permissible, however, from any position adjacent to the phlange (or leiderkrantz) or from within 15 yards of the wiffenwacker at the point where the shifting tube abuts the centre-line on either side of the 34 metre mark, measured from the valve at the back of the defending side's transom-housing."

by Ossminid October 25, 2007

Feral Hogs

The {scourge} of children and firearm wielding honest to god citizens, anywhere within 3-5 mins.

My boys were out there in the back yard for 2 minutes and 59 seconds and then - bam! 30-50 (i think i counted 41) feral hogs were upon them. RIIP HOGS!

by 0-29 feral pig PR August 7, 2019

Fernando

Fernando might not be the tallest man around but he has a big heart and a wonderful sense of humor he seems mean and shy at first but he’ll slowly open up and maybe you’ll start falling for him

Girl:Who is that short guy he’s so funny and kinda cute.

Guy: oh that’s Fernando if you want you’ll have to get to know him first.

by Lovelygirl7 July 29, 2018

Farnarvished

To feel uncomfortably full after eating a massive meal.
To Farnarvish - To eat massive quantities until the uncomfortable feeling of farnarvishment is achieved.
Origin: To go too "far" in the endeavor to achieve "nourishment," resulting in discomfort, requiring a sharper, less soothing pronounced sound, provided by the combination of "r" and "v."
Combined to create: Farnarvish

"Everything at Thanksgiving dinner was so tasty and I could not stop eating. Before I knew it I was farnarvished beyond belief!"
"I am so farnarvished right now that I can't even lift my fork, let alone get out of this chair!"
"This food looks so great, I am planning to farnarvish myself right now."
"Every time I have the opportunity to eat free food, I aim for farnarvishment."
"I have made becoming farnarvished a hobby and a talent."

by N.F.L. February 4, 2010

steven fernandez

A small, sexy guy who can skateboard.
Also can be referred to as Scumbag.

Boy - "See that little kid over there skating?"
Girl - "Yepp he's good"
Boy - "He is a real Steven Fernandez "

by WashingtonianFollowThrough July 27, 2014

feralheart

A RPG game especially for Roleplayers. There is no age restriction, but there are rules due to younger kids playing. The game is a download. There are some add-ons such as Pawesome Items or Mass Markings. Many trolls inhabit Bonfire, most Roleplayers are in Flourite Plains, Ficho Tunnel is full of foreign speakers. Those are the three main maps. You can also download maps in the game, and create them. Presets are special designed characters. To make an account, you will have to rage at how it is closed too often, and it opens like a ninja. A common abbreviation used for the game is: FH

Normal Person: What are you playing?
Geek Person: Feralheart.
Normal Person: What is that?
Geek Person: Shhhhhhhhhhh..... I'm trying to Roleplay.
Normal Person: Is that a rainbow dog raping a wolf?
Geek Person: Fuck off, Jim.

by Some Geek Over There April 25, 2014

Fernando

That one spanish kid in your class that's really smart, but somehow, pretty funny.

Friend 1: Wow, Fernando made a really funny joke in 5th period today!
Friend 2: And he's super hot.

by FancyL February 2, 2015