Fender Booger

Another word for the ice and snow that build up under the fenders of your car or bike and then fall off in your garage and melt YEECCHH all over everything.

Harvey's Oldsmobile was so encrusted with Fender Boogers that he could not turn a corner.

by CableHills January 27, 2007

Five finger discount

Stealing.

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

three finger proctological exam

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.

This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009

Fender Ketchup

Another word for roadkill. Gets its name from a Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas mission "Fender Ketchup" in which the player must scare a mobster that is tied to the hood of their car.

"That deer became fender ketchup".

by flashadams November 12, 2006

finger stinger

a remnant of a joint of marijuana. After smoking a joint down to the end, to hold and smoke it would more than likely burn the smoker's fingers. Also known as a roach.

Dude: You don't have any roaches to smoke?

Dudette: Nah, they're all finger stingers.

by StopUsingAlltheGoodNames February 10, 2010

finger shackle

Wedding band or ring

Dude.....check out that hot girl over there. Oh yeah, forgot that you have a finger shackle on.

by coldwar September 18, 2010

Finger in the sminger

When performing sexual fingering and the goo of the anus/ vagina sticks to your finger and the aroma will not go away.

Hey man ! I preformed the crab claw on Jennifer's butthole but now ive got a finger in the sminger

by Dildohands May 18, 2015