gimp features

Someone who's features are best seen under a gimp mask.

Hey gimp features, Fuck-off.

by Mr. Skullhead February 16, 2004

scrot features

When one has a striking facial resemblance to a ball bag.

Barry: You know Harry, right?
Jerry: The one with a ball bag for a face?
Barry: Yeah, scrot features.
Jerry: Oh yeah, he's actually a great guy whom I look forward to seeing again, but his resemblance to a ball bag is unmistakeable.

by Cock Piss Partridge April 26, 2014

chief feature

character flaw; personality defect; one of 7 chief features of the ego that one must overcome to be whole

which one is your chief feature?

self-deprecation, self-destruction, martyrdom, stubbornness, greed, arrogance, impatience.

by admityourhuman September 23, 2013

Coon Features

Similar to twat features, but thats just a derogitory term.
Coon features actuallly describes a person to have black person features, E.g a huge nose, or huge slug lips.
Maybe a huge booty.

Dude would you think of tapping that hot white girl over there?

Wtf dude, that chick has coon features you twat feature.

by Coonschoolbus March 29, 2010

nurture feature

Anything that vibrates and can be used like a vibrator

dude that guy always has his phone set on nurture feature

by Cuban711 April 11, 2008

Asshole Feature

(n.) an attribute of a high-end product used to lure people with too much money into buying it instead of a less expensive model that will work just as well for their purposes. Combined these features assist in creating douche bag appeal.

Jim barely knows how to use his email, but he was drawn to the MacBook Pro due to the asshole features. The backlit keyboard was the gimmick that finally sealed the deal.

BMWs automobiles are loaded with asshole features to seduce douche bags with too much money.

by jacobre1 February 27, 2008

cunt features

Someone who is a stupid, dopey cunt.

Person 1: What do you think of Dazza?
Person 2: You mean cunt features?

by Sick Cunt Tim September 5, 2008