fauxmosexual

A person who claims to be homosexual, but really does it for the attention.

Loren is such a fauxmosexual

by blublublbululbulbulbulbublublu March 7, 2016

Fauxmo

When you pretend to have fomo but really you're happy to be staying home.

Oh no you're all going out? I have to stay in and look after the dog, such fauxmo

by advicefromphil August 4, 2019

fauxmorbidity

The pre-existing condition you pretend to have so you can get the vaccine before your age group.

Jane: "Concer, diabetes, obesity...you don't have any of these comorbidities."

Joe:"They're not checking vitals. High blood pressure is my fauxmorbidity."

by Dyechaser March 28, 2021

Fauxmosexual

Straight men who act, look, and dress if they're gay, in order to appear cool/attractive/interesting to women.

Called strays 9ie straight gays) in Sex And The City

by jeska September 7, 2003

fauxmosexual

a male or female who "fakes" homosexuality in the sense of having fun among friends, but is not actually homosexual.
making sexual comments and gestures to the same gender, with no real intention of following through with such comments and gestures.

"I'm not gay for you David, but i'm totally fauxmosexual for you." - Scott

acting homosexual while joking among friends or peers, but actually being heterosexual.

by Magbee April 19, 2006

Fauxmo

Fauxmo (Fo mo)
Person who belives is gay/lesbian/bi but in nature is truely not. other terms of the word can be used as an insult without use of hate twoards gays and can be used in inside jokes.

My freind Alex is such a fauxmo

by Kushaba December 31, 2008

Fauxmosexual

A false Fomosexual. Anyone who pretends to suffer from Fear of Missing Out regarding their sex life in order to not cause envy among friends.

Tiffany knew that Heather's complaints about her boyfriend's performance were simply fauxmosexuality. Anyone within a five-apartment radius could hear the truth.

by Monkey's Dad September 25, 2019