Definitions by Dyechaser

fauxmorbidity 

The pre-existing condition you pretend to have so you can get the vaccine before your age group.

Jane: "Concer, diabetes, obesity...you don't have any of these comorbidities."

Joe:"They're not checking vitals. High blood pressure is my fauxmorbidity."

fauxmorbidity by Dyechaser March 28, 2021