catulence

Smelly, audible, kitten farts.

EEEW! That new kitty chow made Pig have major catulence!

by TandG December 19, 2010

Fartulence

A very farty type off flactulance

He's fartulence was rather pungent

by FwArt June 22, 2017

Fratulence

Fratulence is any act of flatulence by a male member of the college fraternity system.

Fratulence could also be the accumulation of flatulence in a fraternity house.

Brad: Yo! Did you just rip one?

A.D: Nah man! You're just smelling all of the Fratulence in here
Brad: Righteous

by Amateur Douchebag February 20, 2018

flatulencer

an influencer, that is the human personification of a brainfart. eg. half the beauty community on youtube

A: omg, did you see what james did?
B: such a brainfart
C: duh, he's a flatulencer

by PiggyStardust October 23, 2019

E-flatulence

The annoying noise emitted from a computer or other communication device during an online chat session such as facebook, msn or skype when the subject recieves a new message.
also know as an electronic fart, or an E-fart

john: dude, your computer keeps E-farting.
joe: yea im chatting with brad on facebook, he wont leave me alone.

john: something in your room is emitting large quantities of E-flatulence.
joe: yea sorry, its katy. i just broke up with her and she wont leave me alone.

by fathead431 January 10, 2010

cinematic flatulence

Phrase used to describe a movie that stunk so bad, it must have come out of someone's ass.

Movie Critic: The dialogue was laughable, and the acting was sub-par. This was not a movie. It was a cinematic flatulence.

by nickaboo8419 July 7, 2010

matulence

A combination of "flatulence" and "mat:" A farting sound on a sweaty mat caused by the curve of your lower back pushing the air out when you do a quick sit up. This can occur most often when your towel is soaked with sweat, as often occurs during the sit up in Bikram Yoga.

Pardon my matulence, ma'am. That wasn't the beans below.

by Ae5Ea8 February 17, 2015