Fat bitch logic (not to be confused with fat bitch feminism logic) is an easily observable anomaly that has overtaken certain parts of the internet and real-world social interactions, and can be found in varying locations (mostly social media) in which one is extremely defensive about ones own morbid obesity with fallacious logic. This list of excuses to be a fat shit range from ignorant with the "muh genetics" argument, to the extreme and even absurd "beautiful at every size" argument, where the fat bitch in question actually seems to take pride in the fact that they have serious pending health issues.
Random fat bitch: " I can eat whatever I want as long as I walk it off."
Me: "You can't walk from the handicap spot to the storefront without getting winded, that's fat bitch logic."
Me: "You can't walk from the handicap spot to the storefront without getting winded, that's fat bitch logic."
by Thisllprobablygetmebanned June 8, 2016
Get the fat bitch logic mug.A substitute teacher that used to be a gym coach. She yells at kids for no reason, mumbles when she talks to the point where she can't be understood, sits behind the desk the whole class, and never tells students her name. We either call her Big Fat Black Bitch (BFBB) or Ms. (*Donald Duck sound*).
Student: *Sits quietly*.
BFBB: *Donald Duck sounds* Stop talking! *Donald Duck sounds*.
Student: *Whispers* Man, what a Big Fat Black Bitch.
BFBB: *Donald Duck sounds* Stop talking! *Donald Duck sounds*.
Student: *Whispers* Man, what a Big Fat Black Bitch.
by Waluigi54 January 12, 2018
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by 0_0_7 October 24, 2009
Get the fat boss mug.A gun thats concealed in the folds of fat in an obese woman. This definition can only apply to one thats obese enough to use their fat to physically conceal the gun
The police arrested an overweight female gangbanger for assault. Upon checking her with a metal detector, further searching revealed she was hiding a fat bitch under the fat rolls of her stomach. She now faces additional handgun charges.
A fat lady robbed the gas station on 1st street. She didnt seem suspicious at first but she reached under her arm and pulled out a fat bitch (gun) and pointed it at the clerk and demanded money.
A fat lady robbed the gas station on 1st street. She didnt seem suspicious at first but she reached under her arm and pulled out a fat bitch (gun) and pointed it at the clerk and demanded money.
by Pyro316 November 14, 2012
Get the Fat Bitch (gun) mug.Nohl: "Does anyone have anything to say before we banish Jordan for meme stealing?"
Cooper: "Lol yeah Jordan is fat bad"
Cooper: "Lol yeah Jordan is fat bad"
by КоулКейн March 4, 2019
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Get the Fat Boi mug.A very overweight girl, that typically wears pink and/or zebra-striped skintight outfits that grossly display fat rolls from every imaginable place (and some unimaginable). She will also usually hang posters of "Twilight" in her work space, and is more often than not a devout Belieber. As a co-worker, she is loud, obnoxious, and extremely lazy, and hates even having to lift a finger to press down on a stapler.
"Man, can you believe that Hello Kitty Fat Bitch?! She thinks she makes 400 pounds look good, but in reality they have to clear her out a spot on the buffet when she walks into a restaurant."
by B-2-tha-G July 31, 2013
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