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Fishing with Randy

To be fired from your job.
Usually comes without any kind of warning. The result of leaving early every day and not completing tasks. Allows the fired employee to spend more time fishing (in many cases - w/ Randy).
"I screwed up big this time dude. When my boss finds out, I'll be fishing with Randy by next week."
by Bonkers! December 24, 2008
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Fashinkle

To Fart, Shit, and Tinkle all at the same time.
I need to get out of here, I have to Fashinkle.
by StinkyWinky015 May 15, 2010
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fashiongasm

When someone freaks out and has a type of orgasm related to fashion.
Usually experienced by someone who is obsessed with fashion and/or beauty products.

Sometimes involves crying, excessive longing and/or going into debt.
Dani had a fashiongasm when she saw a bright pink blazer on her favorite blog and quickly maxed out her credit card online shopping in response.
by tulipstokissyouwith November 18, 2011
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Fishing for sausage

When an older lady clearly divorced goes to drink dance and seek out a young stud for the night in a predatory manor.
Felicity are you coming out tonight to fishing for sausage, they have a live band on
by Lesstatt June 16, 2013
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poop fishing

when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away
burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"
by C0TT07V January 26, 2010
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Ricky fishing

A term for female masturbation that originated in US Navy boot camp. Ricky being slang for recruit and fishing meaning the act of fingering oneself. See also: Ricky boxing
Jill was caught ricky fishing while everyone else ate lunch.
by Heroin Bob May 1, 2015
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Mouse Fishing

While working or playing on your desktop, you accidentally drop your mouse that's attached to your PC onto the floor & your to lazy to bend down and pick up, so you grab the wire attached to the mouse and pull it back up to you. tada!
While Gaming On My PC, I Had to Go Mouse Fishing During The Middle Of An Epic Boss Fight. smh
by Mr.Dinoman April 23, 2018
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