faffing

wasting time by doing absolutely nothing

Dom: What's the worst thing about sharing a tour bus with me?
Matt: All your faffing about. Your electric toothbrush and mouthwash just wind me up. For one, it reminds me how unclean I am.

by wtfcarlito September 19, 2006

david fanfiction part 1

It was the first day of school and David was not happy but his mom was like "go to fucking school david or I will beat you" so he did he was thinking about his friends at old school he said to his self "i will become king of school and if any and I mean any one i will kill them" all the people look at him and he looked back but David did not see the cop running at him he look back and run as fast as could. He run in to a ally way wich went to the hood wich his was there. It was a shady place then some kids jump him they where black David did not like black people he said "you fucking niggers go back to your home land" they said" diss nigga dont like nigga lets kill him" the cops got the other kids off David. a other kid came up to David and said "the name is Eldon dont worry about the school gane" David said " my name is David nice to meet you " David wanted to kill the kids who jumped him david said to Eldon about his plan to kill the the kid to that jumped him. Eldon said to David that he like to kill cats in his free time that he has been wanting been wanting to kill the school gane too so David joined Eldon"s gane the bell rings David finds what class he is in david is in the 8th grade this year. David was in the same classroom as the the school gane but he got eldon in there to school was boring he went home at 3:15. on the walk home David look at the a kid it was from the gane David got a rock and

the end of part 1

you are a david fanfiction part 1

by willin1234 YT January 17, 2018

Fanfic Writer

The type of person who makes gender-bent characters and has them fall in love. They generally choose cartoon or anime characters, but some make stories about real people.
Don't be this type of person, just don't.

Person: Hey you know any fanfic writers that can write me a really weird story
fanfic writer: Aight I gotchu. What you want

by ThatGuyWhoMakesMemes May 23, 2019

Skephalo Fanfic

A skephalo fanfic is a story made by fans shipping both the youtubers Skeppy and Badboyhalo shipping them. It also keeps some people up at night such as me.

Friend: What do you read on wattpad?
Me: ...nothing.
Friend: Probably something weird wtf.
My mind: Your over your dsmp phase I can't say I'm reading Skephalo Fanfics.

by Gina<3 March 18, 2022

Dnf fanfic

george was sitting under a tree reading a book,,
dream walks over to george and hugs them.

"!" "oh hello, didnt see you" said george.

"reading titanic again georgy?" said dream.

george chuckles

"we could simplay watch the movie and remake it-" dream was cut off with george shushing him.

"im reading the part were Rose gets lifted up by Jack.." said george.

"you dont want to remake a scene from titanic my love?" said dream.

"which scene.?" george hesitated...

"Your about to find out.." dream chuckles and gets on top of george

george: hey did you see the fanfic schlatt wrote?
dream: i dont want to know.
george: its a Dnf fanfic !
dream: didnt moo also write "sallythesalmonsexu-"

schlatt: stfu :)

by whoseni March 30, 2022

fanfiction

1. A fan's way of letting a story they love continue on by creating a new story in the same world.

2. A fan's way of saving their favorite characters, fixing thing's they don't like in the plot, and pairing up characters that have nothing in common, were never supposed to be together, and have zero chemistry.

3. Your English teacher's worst nightmare.

You: Hey, I just wrote a fanfiction that continues on Harry Potter's life after Hogwarts.
Friend 1: Awesome! I wrote a fanfic where Darth Vader turned out to be a good guy!
Friend 2: I wrote a fanfiction where Katniss and Peeta weren't in the Hunger Games.
Your worst enemy: I wrote a fanfic where Edward fell in love with Jacob.
Worst enemy's English teacher: DETENTION!

by SuperSnuffles13 February 20, 2011

fafinaf

1. The Crust on your eyes when you wake up at 2.
2. That fucking annoying furry lid on the toilet seat that falls in the middle of a piss.
3. A case of morning wood when you have company in your room.

1. Fafinaf can not be used in a setence. It is just there.

by fierce March 17, 2004