Flap House Fandango

A phenomenon experienced during rigorous exercise when oversized female genitalia begins slapping uncontrollably, creating an unexpectedly joyous and party like environment.

During a Zumba session at the Womens Guild Centre, the professional Lady caused a Flap House Fandango when the instructor played Cotton Eye Joe.

by Phantom187 June 3, 2023

Fandango Commercial Murder Rage

The desire to murder the creators of the Fandango movie commercials, wasting important time in a person's movie-going experience and wishing they had spent their money somewhere else.

I had a good 20 minutes of commercials at the movies last night, I almost went into a Fandango Commercial Murder Rage.

by Stuntmanjd October 4, 2009

Reverse Double Prop Fandango

(Only possible in Zero G) When partners couple in the center of an open area, grasp fans pointed in opposing directions, turn them on, and let'erspin.

The Russians have perfected the Reverse Double Prop Fandango.

by Super Guatemala Man February 19, 2008

five fingered foreskin fandango

the act of masturbation by uncircumcised men.

what a dirty prick! Literally. Doing the five fingered foreskin fandango. Disgusting.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

Wild Fandango

The act of having sex. Usually reserved for people of older origins and only used in contexts where you need to get the point across without arrousing concrete suspicion.

Jim: I remember way back when doin' the Wild Fandango.

Student: What the hell is the Wild Fandango?

Jim: Aah, good times...

by Clandestine Tom January 27, 2011

Fandango

Process of deleting old tweets for the purposes of presenting a different opinion than one presented in the past.

Joey quickly fandangoed all his tweets about Amber's beauty when he started dating Chelsea

by senorita_senor July 22, 2017

The Fandango

1. Being fired from a place of employment immediately after or in close succession to being hired.

Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do The Fandango?

by realjohnanderson July 31, 2017