falcon PUNCH

The best drink, ever. Dump out half a two liter of Mountain Dew, add a packet of fruit punch flavored gatorade powder, top the bottle off with vodka.

Four words: Mother. Fuckin. Falcon. Punch.

falcon PUNCH gets you laid every. time.

Every party I go to I will get PAWNCHED from this day forth.

by lolashleysays October 21, 2010

Falcon Punch

Chuck Norris' back up weapon of choice.

"Oh No! Bruce Lee cut off Chuck Norris' legs!"
"Wait, it's o.k. Chuck Norris can still FALCON PUNCH"

Chuck Norris- "FALCON PUNCH!!!!"

**Universe & Bruce Lee implode**

by [A lump of Grass] August 10, 2010

Ultimate Falcon Punch

its where you scream "FALCON PUNCH" while you fist a girl so hard she lifts off the ground

Dude i just gave charlene an ultimate falcon punch and i gave her a concussion when she hitmthe ceiling

by the boston powerhouse1 September 7, 2009

Falcon Punch Hot Pocket

the act of turning out the lights and shiting in the woman's pussy during intercourse, and then having her stand up, and turn on the lights. the man then screams "FALCON PUNCH" and hits the woman in the face as hard as he can as she turns around from the light switch.

"i falcon punch hot pocketed this one girl"
"the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Someguywholivesandlaughs October 21, 2011

flying monkey falcon punch

(noun) While engaging in anal sex with a woman, the male inserts either hand into the vagina, and proceeds to vigorously masturbate his own penis through the vaginal/anal membrane.

"Hey mate, you look happy... What happened last night?"

"I delivered a mean flying monkey falcon punch to the MRS last night!"

"Aww... shit yeah bro! High five!"

by ScottyMate February 2, 2017

Falcon Punch Porn (FaP)

Porn that features the male punching their partner in the gut while yelling "FALCON PUNCH" immediately after orgasming inside their partner in any way.

I totally FaP'ed that chick last night -- she started gagging and freaking out all over the place.

I watched some Falcon Punch Porn (FaP) the other day... it was sick and the chick kept throwing up.

by Shadow and Tristan December 20, 2009

Falcon Cunt Punch

The Act of Falcon Punching a girl in the Vagina.

Bitch shut up, before I Falcon Cunt Punch you!

by ASSPECKA December 8, 2011