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fobbit

Any person who is in the military, but who when deployed, stays on tha FOB (forward Operating Base) and never crosses the wire where it's actaully dangerous. Mostly used in a derogatory fashion by those who actually do risk their lives. Most Marines and Soldiers aren't fobbits. Most of the Air Force are fobbits except for Vehicle Operators.(Go Veh Ops!!!!!), Security Forces and special forces. And the Navy well who cares about tha navy theyre all gay anyway.
Vehicle operator:

Hey SSgt Barnes!! why dont u get off your ass for once and do an actual convoy instead of going to that stupid yoga class or poetry night bs! u fobbit!

SSgt Barnes:

(in a southern black accent) oh no u didnt! Lets get some chicken in this muhfucka yeh!
by vehicle operator May 15, 2009
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Fabitch

Something which is fabulous and bitchy as the same time
"Oooh! Beyoncé's dress is so fabitch".

"Have you seen the Hills catfight? It was a fabitch moment"
by Slut sorority July 7, 2009
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fabbot

A fabbot is the joining of the two words faggot and fabulous. It is normally used to describe a homosexual male whom you admire.
"He is such a fabbot."
by Alex Valencia July 1, 2008
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Flabbit

(Adj) 1.How to formally describe a rabbit, that has been in a fight with a car or truck wheel and did not win..therefore being a flattened rabbit. Found still pasted to the road in many cases. 2. A curse word that is used in place of any or all other worse curse words. Dang Flabbit!!!! This is used in public so the young child that is listening can repeat anywhere and you are not imbaressed by hearing it come from the mouth of a babe.
1. Hey! Look, it's a flabbit...watch out! don't hit it again!

2. Son of a Flabbit! Dang Flabbit! Frickn Flabbit!
by Kit Kat73 May 11, 2010
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Fagbitchin'

Oh I was just "Fagbitchin'" the other nyt with my hoes and doritos
by Dr Penile Lewis August 19, 2011
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fobbit

(noun) a person who is short and is of foreign origin by birth, usually native to Asia.

Etymology: an Asian immigrant = "FRESH OFF the BOAT", abbreviated "FOB" + "Hobbit", coined by J.R.R. Tolkien to mean "a member of a fictitious peaceful and genial race of small humanlike creatures that dwell underground"
That fobbit is good in math.
by Sean Sotelo February 13, 2004
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Fobbits

An acronym for Fat Old Balding Blokes In Tee Shirts.

When internet chatroom regulars meet up for a social occasion, the older, fatter men will often dress in tee-shirts to try and appear younger. The tee-shirts are invariably black or very dark (with some trendy picture or humorous comment) to try to hide their spreading girth.
Did you see the meet up pics? What a load of fobbits!

They might be trolling on-line, but they dress as fobbits when you meet them.

It's a waste of time you trying to buy tee-shirts in trendy shops - they don't cater for fobbits.
by billauk November 9, 2011
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