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that function last night was crazy!
by brackinkidd August 18, 2009
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functure

by Tristan Kelly January 14, 2007
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Functionista

Someone who consistently wears situationally appropriate clothing.

Anyone who dresses purely according to the dictates of function, in response to actual weather conditions and in pursuit of personal comfort.

The opposite of fashionista.
Prior to climbing the mountain the functionistas gathered at the trail head to triple check the pit zips on their gor-tex jackets, prime their camelbak hydration systems and compare multitools.
by BrainstormOverload December 29, 2008
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Monkey Funch

1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a sexual or non sexual situation.

2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.

3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.
1. The girl was so hot, i couldn't wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with.... with.... MONKEY FUNCH!

2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.

3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!
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Funcomed

v. tr.
1. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat repeatedly; repeatedly victimize.
2. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
3. To injure; damage.
4. To act wastefully or foolishly.
Funcom was a videogame company in late 1990’s and early 2000’s that produced Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games, much like the Sims Online with guns. While it be incomprehensible that a concept such as this could fail, this small Norwegian company in their vast incompetence pulled it off. Many of the players had put three years or more into their game, however, instead of rewarding their customers they kept releasing software updates that made the game worse and worse. In fact, right when it looked like the company was going to turn from their ways, they released a update that killed the game. This coined the term “Funcomed”.
n.
“Did they Funcom you again?”
“He got Funcomed!”
“Man, I so got Funcomed today.”

interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.
"FUNCOMED!"

v. intr.
"They funcomed all that money away?"
by G.K. Chesterton September 16, 2004
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functivate

A cross between function and activate.
I didn't get much sleep last night, my brain isn't going to functivate today.
by Petra & Jess July 24, 2008
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functional weeaboo

A Functional Weeaboo is a Weeaboo who is able to blend into society and hold back overwhelming weeaboo tendicies.
Johnny is the only one in the weeaboo group to be a functional weeaboo, he keeps his grades up and has a girlfriend.
by - Molo December 18, 2015
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