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Crunchy Frogs

One of the revolting confectionarys mentioned in a Monty Python sketch about a dubious candymaker. Starring John Cleese, Graham Chapman and Terry Jones.

The sketch appeared on three of their albums, in episode 6 of their "Flying Circus" show, and in the movie "Live at the Hollywood Bowl". All instances were performed live.

Other vile confections mentioned are 'Ram's Bladder Cup', 'Cockroach Cluster', 'Anthrax Ripple',and 'Spring Surprise'.
Cleese: Next we have number four, 'crunchy frogs'.
Jones: Ah, yes.
Cleese: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in here?
Jones: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
Cleese: That's as maybe, it's still a frog.
Jones: What else?
Cleese: Well don't you even take the bones out?
Jones: If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?
by Doc Evil July 28, 2008
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box of frogs

Denotes lack of sanity in large quantity.
by GjjG May 6, 2006
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A 10th grade person (sophomore) is taking one or more 9th grade (freshman) classes because they didn't get enough credits in that class for that particular semester. it is an obvious combination of the words FRESHman and sophoMORE, and just replacing E with O. See? FROSHMORE.
Person A: aw man I failed the first semester of math and world geography, but I still got enough credits to make it to sophomore year!
Person B: yeah but that means you have to take the main topic of those semesters if you want to pass them. and you know what that means...
Person A: NOOO!!! I'm a froshmore!!!!
Rad dude A: .......... Dude, chill out. it's just a name it doesn't even mean anything except you're taking a few freshman level classes for like half of the year.
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My girlfriend doesn't believe in premarital sex, so last night I settled for a frojob.
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kissing frogs

1. a term used for a girl who has a tendency and a track record for not only dating a lot of guy, but dating a lot of sucky ones... you know what i'm talking about!
jen: i just broke up with brad

missy: well you should stop kissing frogs trying to find yourself a prince.. you'll jsut end up with warts
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froser

a person that is really smart in speaking French
Bob: Je parle français, bien mieux que n'importe qui d'autre
( I speak French way better than anybody else )
Lily: You are such a froser.
by Wsea03 February 22, 2011
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