penile fracture

The worst pain know to man. A broken/fractured penis. Caused during rigorous sex and blood vessels pop.

I'm in the hospital because I have a penile fracture

by I'm a gypo 123 March 22, 2017

penile fracture

An event that usually happens after a sexually tragic event. Happened in Romeo and Juliet, the Titanic movie, and countless times among slut girls in high school. Not to be confused with heartbreak.

A: I had penile fracture yesterday! It hurt so much!
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.

by a guy at wwphs$ June 15, 2017

Hypo-frantic

When someone is overly obsessive about something and keeps frantically annoying you about it until you pay attention to them

Carol wanted to play dodgeball but everyone else wanted to play soccer. Carol kept insisting they play dodgeball and wouldn't stop annoying them about it until everyone agreed with her. She is so hypo-frantic!

by Meganlevy November 14, 2019

pull a Franti

To go without footwear in a place where society would normally require shoes or some other protection, such as the grocery store or college lecture hall. Named after musician Michael Franti, who does not wear any footwear.

It was just too hot outside so I decided to pull a Franti on my way to buy ice.

by Zeke183 September 10, 2009

nikolai fraiture

bassist for the strokes. has great hair, a beautiful smile and excellent taste in just about everything. he may or may not be jesus.

nikolai fraiture gives good bass.

by n.s. January 4, 2004

Fraction Sex

The act of sex/intercourse but being cut off before you can finish for other reasons unknown.

Taking a girl home, proceeding to bang her but then when your maybe half way through, she decides to quit cos shes had enough fun.
"Cory takes Morgan home to finger her with his penis, Morgan decides shes had enough fun and tells him, "I'm done". Cory is left there with his unfinished business. This explains fraction sex.

by mr titty farm May 2, 2009

Frast

Like fast but faster

We gotta get one half of one coke real frast.

by Frast March 4, 2021