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Francis

A retarded, stupid trash human being that deserves to die in hell and rot
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Francis is the sexiest man on Earth. He gets all the girls, he plays 5 sports and has 182 college offers and he gets straight A's in every subject. He's the guy everyone wants to be and he also is very respectful and well-mannered. He is kind and is always helpful. He's not selfish and listens to others. He donates to charity and fights to prevent climate change. Everyone needs a Francis in their life.
Guy: Hey, is that Francis? OMG your so hot!
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Francis literally means “french man”,although that is entirely irrelevant to the true meaning behind the word. The Francis I know is bold and masculine,knows how to take care of himself,but also deeply tender and emotionally available. He struggles to express this as poetically as others might,but that only furthers the endearment and adoration that others hold for him. He’s the most beautiful boy in the world (fitting for such a handsome name) and he’s the type that you’ll never be bored with. Francis means so much more than “French man”. Francis means a friend that makes you laugh endlessly,an ally that scoffs in the face of the enemy,and a lover that gives new meaning to existence on this mortal coil.
“I heard Francis is fucking huge down there

No shit…..”
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That cringe and/or socially awkward guy you’ve met in high school that smells like wet dimes, calls women bitches, and argues with the teacher every class. He is also the type of guy that has done nothing in life but play dating sims and ask random people if they have games on their phone.
Jake: yo you know that guy Francis? He’s a fucking weirdo

Gabe: yeah I heard he ran into the girls washroom telling them to fuck off
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Francis

That cringe and/or socially awkward guy you’ve met in high school that smells like wet dimes, calls women bitches, and argues with the teacher every class. He is also the type of guy that still lives in his parents basement, play dating sims instead of talking to a girl, and ask random people if they have games on their phone.
Jake: yo you know that guy Francis? He’s a fucking weirdo

Gabe: yeah I heard he’s a incel
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That cringe and/or socially awkward kid in high school who smells like wet dimes, hates girls for not liking him calling them bitches, and argues with the teacher every class. He is also the type of guy to still live in his parents basement at the age of 30 playing dating sims instead of talking to an actually girl, and persistently ask people whether they have games on their phone like a 4 year old.
Jake: yo that Francis guy is fucking weird, he always smells like a wet sock

Gabe: yeah for real, I heard he hissed at a girl for telling him for the last time she didn’t have Pokémon go on her phone.
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A Francis is a beautiful human, the buzziest of them all and a complete and utter rascal.

A Francis will make you smile when you frown, laugh when you cry, and come when you're horny.

An elite specimen who is loved by all and hated by none (most of the time), a real social butterfly.

Some may say a Francis is a slithery little snake, a weird one, but we're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness.

On the topic of mutually satisfying, a Francis is a lover, a giver, a real fucking performer. A Francis will give themselves to you as well as whiplash to themselves to satisfy your needs.

A Francis is handsome and a right swarve bastard however the faces he pulls are often perceived as creepy and used to express disapproval, or convey various suggestive or ironic sentiments. A Francis is often misunderstood.
Everybody needs a 'Francis' in their life.

You're a proper 'Francis' you are.

When I grow up I want to be a 'Francis'.
Stop giving me the 'Francis'
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