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fly fossil

When a person goes number two in a hot plastic outhouse that is infested with flies. The flies get trapped between the static layer of dung and the incoming layer of butter.
Wow! That Taco Bell tore me up! I must have made at least a dozen fly fossils in that plastic crapper!
by Redneckdanger July 3, 2018
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internet fossil

A person who does not understand today's generation comedy/ memes.
*sends Jacob a cursed image*
Jacob: "ok??"
me: "you're such an internet fossil"
by seulgiie September 13, 2019
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text fossil

Noun.

A text message from an individual you used to speak with, hangout with, and or hookup with long ago. So long ago it's almost as if their text is the only remnants of that life you used to live in which you knew that person.
Susie: I got a text from Drew asking if I wanted to hangout tonight
Katie: who's Drew?
Susie: I haven't talked to him in ages! It was a text fossil!
by Lemmesubmitthis December 12, 2016
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Dropping a Fossil

1) To defecate such that the stool makes an audible noise upon hitting the water of the toilet

2) To defecate after having refrained from doing so for a sufficient duration of time to render the act painful, but satisfying
1) "I could totally hear the guy in the next stall dropping a fossil"

2) "Dude, I just dropped the biggest fossil... feels AMAZING."
by Clamler March 5, 2013
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Pocket Fossil

A term used for what used to be a receipt of purchase or whatever piece of paper was left in a pocket prior to washing.
The subsequent product is a hard clump of white material.
Sometimes with undecipherable writing, only hinting at what useful information it used to hold.
Uh... sorry I forgot I put your number in a pair of jeans I just washed and is now a pocket fossil.
Can you gimme your number again? I promise I'll call you.
by JustaJoe January 23, 2013
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Trick Fossil

Any item, be it clothing, undergarments, or jewelry, left at a fraternity or similar college house after a night of debauchery and smushing.
"I need to go pick up some frat water, but I'm gonna run this trick fossil by a pawn shop first"
by Andrew Fyfe November 17, 2009
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Future Fossil

Noun: A name usually assigned to someone who is old in age and close to becoming deceased somewhere in the near future.
"You see these new bills Obama is passing? I'm thinking we should've went with John McCain."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."
by hansonpaulsey December 1, 2009
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