Footy-Ballz

Them boys that some ppl cheer for a recess! And think they are cool for it! Yet, they are not :O Surprised?! I think so!

"Hey look! Them there Footy-Ballz are pretty hot ;) Too bad them ppl are making total ASSES out of them selves:(

by Abby!27 December 17, 2010

play some footy

I get no bitches

I’m depressed going go play some footy

by Throwupdem4z September 19, 2022

Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022

FOOTIS

A disgusting fat creature that dwells in Sklavenitis Market, harass girls and has rapey intentions. You should better avoid someone like that at any cost.

Anon 1: Hey did u learn about Yiotis?
Anon 2: Yes he harassed a friend of mine. He is such a footis

by Ancient Albanian May 23, 2022

Footy Comms

Borrowed from on-field rugby talk, Footy Comms describes moments when the boys are dialled in, whether you're calling plays, hyping each other up, or all just on the same wavelength. Used in footy, on nights out, or any situation where group synergy is a g-up.

1. When the boys are all in agreement.
2. On-field communication during rugby, especially when wanting the team to give more.

3. Debriefing rizz / tuning to the boys

1. When planning a boys trip: someone mentions Bali as a potential destination, everyone simultaneously replies "Footy Comms" in agreeance

2. During a rugby game after conceding a try: "Oi, No one's talking out there. Turn footy comms on" in an attempt to get the team to communicate more.
3. "She snapped back in seconds. Footy Comms"

by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025

Footy boy

The phrase attributed to an individual who is part of a greater culmination of likeminded individuals, often accumulating traits such as narcissism, arrogance, ignorance, and many more. They can also be described as “faggots” or anything else of that sort. The way these individuals operate combines being a dickhead to everyone but themselves and a few “lucky” others with unfathomably high egos and an attitude so foul, one would have to see a footy boy to experience it.

“Bro I fucking hate the footy boys they’re faggots”

by Professional faggot analyst May 10, 2025

Footy

A game that other wise gose by the name of Rugby, it takes both balls and brain, the battle between two forces for the title of a win. This is a game that will shock all viewers who haven't seen it before.

I advise viewers to prepare for a large testosterone boost
At the end of the day, you can get away with anything in footy, even murder.

Footy beers, a common phrase that is said

by wadlad June 6, 2024