con flu

Any form of illness received by having close contact with people during a convention or conference.

There were some ill people at ComicCon this weekend. I think I got con flu from them.

by Steve Napierski February 17, 2008

Wiener Flu

Obtaining A STD while having a one night stand.

PJ got Wiener Flu from the chick he left the bar with.

by Gonz616 February 1, 2017

crapping flu

when a person has the stomach flu and continues to visit the bathroom to take a crap every 5 minutes

i have been going to the bathroom nonstop. i have the crapping flu.

by betbug February 11, 2009

fuck flu

A set of intense, flu-like symptoms that appear in someone who has recently contracted HIV ("seroconverted"). The "flu" usually sets in about 10-14 days after the initial infection, during which a person's HIV viral load is extremely high (and, thus, so is her ability to pass the virus on).

After a wild weekend of partying and having unsafe sex, Dave started to feel weak; he hoped it wasn't the fuck flu.

by J.P. McFarf August 27, 2008

Newark Flu

A multisystemic disease indigenous to homeless and jobless tribal populations in Newark, New Jersey consisting of HIV and at least two variations of hepatitis, most commonly HEP B and C.

Yo dawg, don't touch that nigga, he got dat newark flu.

Sumbady cawl a ambalamps, dat dirty hoe got da newark flu...

by bootyclap189 April 29, 2011

Cthulhu-flu

-the next media hyped, pharmaceutical supported epidemic.

He managed to survive Sars, Bird Flu and Swine Flu. It was the Cthulhu-flu that finally took him out.

by connie m November 22, 2009

stomach flu

The most painful experience ever, only lasting for a day or two. Symptoms include diarrhea, vomiting, and unbearable stomach pains. It's extremely contagious. No vaccine, no cure, and you only gain immunity to it for a few weeks. Have fun.

"My mom's got the stomach flu. I gotta keep praying that I don't get it."

by Pie Stealer January 11, 2015