flood geology

pseudoscience taken from the Genesis Flood Narrative aka the Deluge Allegory from Genesis 6-8 as the young earth creationist Henry M. Morris and John C. Whitcomb chronicled in the pseudohistory publication titled "The Genesis Flood: The Biblical Record and its Scientific Implications " which equally influenced the Piss Drinking Bastard and Fucking Cartoon. Science shows us that the earth is 4.5 billion years old, as this is something one sees within theistic evolutionists and old earth creation as Old Earth Ministries was founded by a geologist as a one man show that brings a meaning to academia from a faith perspective.

Both the Moron Magnet and Creation Science Evangelism both subscribe to what's known as a pseudoscience known as Flood Geology, it's trying to apply scientific method to the Great Flood narrative from Genesis as those who are theistic evolutionists will see this as allegory as they're looking up real science websites and applying the research into the Old Testament timeline -- the blog entry on A Publisher's Confessional via Tumblr.com that is noted for refuting Institute for Creation Research is called "The Science Gospel" as it bleeps K** H** as he calls Ken Ham's name vulgar language.

by illinoishorrorman February 13, 2018

flood the nile

A very wet female that is squirting

Baby I'm going to make you flood the Nile tonight!

by Sonny bertram February 25, 2019

flood yo ass

Meaning you about to crack/joke on that person

I’m about to flood yo ugly ass Jit ohhh bihh I’m bout to flood yo ass

by TrapHouse Benjamin May 2, 2021

flood my phone

to send multiple photos to flood their notifications with messages

Damn bae you’re beautiful you should flood my phone.

by anonymous July 13, 2021

Flood the bitch

Basically when somebody leaves

“Where blah blah go?”
“Oh she flood the bitch”

by Babymicey23316 February 7, 2022

Flood Of Pain

POURING DOWN ON ME
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS HERE
UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEARED
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'ARGH FECK WHY '
'AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN'

by TheDNAofthesoul October 5, 2022

Flood Tide

- the highest point of anything conceived of as growing or developing or unfolding
rising tide, climax, sexual climax, coming, orgasm, culmination, flood

I was flood tide after that shwoo shwoo(?) - anyone?

by StephWicce December 15, 2008