five finger assault

Getting it on with your right hand (masterbating)

I was sitting at home, watching golden girls, and decided to giv'r the five finger assault.

by andyBOB September 26, 2005

five finger combo

shit in hand or get shit in hand and slap a homosapian in the face

i am going to five finger combo you ya fuck.

by Dustin Harder May 25, 2006

Five Finger Fairy

When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.

Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter

"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"

by Paleslayer May 31, 2018

five finger flute

The band kids way of saying someone sucks dick.

I wonder why Emily is always has to go to the restroom when Matthew is gone? She's probably playing his five finger flute

by The Mexican Tyrone May 6, 2016

Five Finger Therapy

Getting slapped.

My mom gave me some five finger therapy because I played outside today.

by Tha Shoe August 26, 2013

five finger refund

A Five-Finger-Refund is when a thief steals an item, then either themselves or a friend returns later with said item, claiming to have purchased it, and asks for a refund!

“Sh*t, we’ve ran out of beers. Time to head to ASDA with those hair products the missus stole earlier for a five finger refund!”

by Terrysuki September 13, 2023

Five Finger Forehead

a forehead so big you could fit all 5 of Shaq's fingers on it.

Person 1: "Why is there a giant wall in the middle of the room?"
Person 2: "That's not a wall, that's Giavana's Five Finger Forehead"

by Dat_nigga_123 May 24, 2022