Finnish Car Wash

A water bottle wrapped in detonation cord

I made a Finnish car wash to get through this wall

by running with freedom May 1, 2021

Finnish citizen

A Finnish Citizen is a man who loves fucking deers while drinking absolut Vodka meanwhile he is shooting russians on the border

Dang, that dude is a finnish Citizen

by A random Finn December 1, 2019

Finnish Wednesday

You insert an ice butt plug and try to finish (orgasm) before it melts.

I tried a Finnish Wednesday but it was summer in Vegas and it melted before he found my clit.

by Base19 May 22, 2023

finnish whistler

The act of making a whistling noise while sucking in air through one's anus.

Duuuuude! I was hanging with Brad last night and he did the finnish whistler!

by cosmic_koosh May 24, 2016

Finnish school

Schools in Finland are the best schools. They allow mental health breaks, shorter school time, and have better graduation rates than almost any other country.

Finnish Person: I used to go to the best school.
Danish Person: Let me guess, a Finnish school.

by a guy named Hashbrown April 13, 2022

Finnish Exit

When your SO is so cold they ghost your relationship

“Yeah we were in a relationship, but i just stopped hearing from her, it was a Finnish Exit”

by BagAlertBagAlert October 3, 2022

Finnish Firebomb

The sexual act of lighting your cum on fire while ejaculating and "firebombing" your girl's back

Jessica, you don't understand. Being Finnish Firebombed feels SOOO good.

by Par_ody June 11, 2024