feline

a male cat.

i got so many bad felines

by straggots suck platypus toes February 29, 2024

Canines And Felines Only Eat Is Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat Is Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat Is Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

fully functional feline

A cat with all the quirks and qualities of the feline species.

Friend 1: my cat is so strange!
Friend 2: is it a fully functional feline?
Friend 1: yeah.

by TitaniumTesticle May 5, 2018

feline decline

This usually happens when one finds himself on a dry spell(lack of pussy) or has a hard time getting laid.

I haven't fucked a chick in weeks! It must be this feline decline.

Due to the feline decline jack had not been laid in months.

by dick jokeington October 2, 2014

polycythemia vera feline

Polycythemia Vera for felines is basically the same as when a human would get it. A cat produces to much red blood cells causing blood clots that effect the brain and heart causes their body to shut down. A cat that has Polycythemia Vera will have its life shorten and might only live 10 years. Cats that have this will need to be bleed every month, what I mean by that is that they need to take lots of blood from their body and then inject liquid into their body to produce more. That’s taking out lots of red blood cells so that they can survive. Keep in mind that this is a really rare blood cancer. I’m just writing what I know because my cat has Polycythemia Vera.. (I forgot to mention that chemotherapy is a treatment, not sure if it full treatments or if it has a big chance of killing your cat.. The treatment is around 250 not exactly sure. Also don’t take this information, I’m not a doctor and I don’t want to accidentally kill your cat, so please talk to a high experienced vet.)

My cat has Polycythemia Vera feline! I need to do my best to give her a great life.

by 💙Berry❤️ October 22, 2022

feline phobia

Someone that is deathly afraid of cats big or small to extreme mesures. Or from having been injured by said felines at one point in time to fear them

*a kitten meows and the person screams bloody murder climbs on top of something afraid to make a sound for fear that the the cute fluffy kitten will eat their face. Or is possessed by the devil.

The cat meowed at that man and he screamed and ran away he must have a" feline phobia"
*my face was horribly mauled by a mountain loin, now I have a feline phobia"

by FeLiNeDaRkNeSs December 17, 2014

Felin

A fat little girl who only eat mac Donald burgers and wears tiny clothes and laugh at anything

Boy: your fat go home oh wait you'll probably get tired the first hundred meters!!

Felin: HAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mr poopybutttthole May 2, 2017