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FBS

Stands for Female Bassist Syndrome. This is the condition men in to alternative music get when they see a woman playing bass. Symptoms include drooling, temporary insanity and mental retardation.
"Oh why can't Liz Buckingham marry me?"

"Clasic case of FBS. She could be a complete bitch and you've never actually seen her face under all that hair."
by MingeyJohn August 29, 2011
mugGet the FBSmug.

fb

short for fallen bot. A wonderful channel bot for IRC that is great at removing nazi scum from your channel.
pixelmixer: HEIL HITLER!
nettocash: pixelmixer, fb will show you the door.
nettocash: .kb pixelmixer Sorry, we do not allow users who fuck their sisters in here.. go somewhere else you waste of life imbred fucker
* fallen sets mode: -v+b pixelmixer *!*@c-XX-XX-XXX-XXX.hsd1.de.comcast.net

* pixelmixer was kicked by fallen ((fallen) Requested by nettocash. (Sorry, we do not allow users who fuck their sisters in here.. go somewhere else you waste of life imbred fucker))
compro: whos fb?
nettocash: short for fallen bot
sith: fallen FTMFW!!!!
by Netto Cash November 3, 2009
mugGet the fbmug.

FBS

FBS or "Fuzzy Butt Syndrome" is a condition in which hair grows on the buttocks. The thickness of the hair can range from a light peach fuzz in mild cases, to full blown carpeting. (See HBS) This condition plagues millions across the world. There is no cure to FBS though there are treatments including shaving.
Person 1: "Hey your shag toilet seat is really comfortable!"
Person 2: "My toilet seat isn't shag, I bet your FBS is just acting up."
Person 1: "Oh noes!"
by Sasquatch Williams April 14, 2011
mugGet the FBSmug.

fbs

fat boy "someone" means that he's a fatty
look at fbs he can't stop eating those cakes

he loves pizza so much its on his face, dirty fbs
by christian williams December 9, 2007
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fb

Fat Bastard, a person with more than acceptable body fat percentage. Usually synergistic with being a whiney git with personal hygine issues.
by Trev October 3, 2003
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fb’s

Fuckboys (plural of fb)
A MALE WHO -
• shows interest in several girls at once
• messes with your feelings
• leads you on
If either of them messes with your feelings, I’m killing those fb’s!
by TheSlangGeek October 4, 2017
mugGet the fb’smug.

FBS

Daisy : I’m sorry I can’t come, I’m a little hungover over.

Dora: Oh dear, FBS.
by StarhShyne May 29, 2022
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