Faceless mort

Someone you once considered a friend but due to their stupidity or just lack of respect in regards to paying the bill or even sticking to their word and now they are just another faceless mort in the crowd

"Next time I see you in the street don't bother saying hello cos you'll be just another faceless mort in the crowd"

by Aussie cray cray (cray cray =c May 2, 2016

fack aff

A more acceptable and polite way of saying "fuck off".

Spouse- Honey, did you take out the trash?

Response- Fack Aff!

by Fackaffspecialist January 27, 2018

fackenell

fackenell is basically another way of saying fuckin’ hell, but shorter.

A: Dude I just got scolded by my parents
B: Fackenell thats sad

by nicothenipple69 September 18, 2019

Fack

F**k.

What the fack

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022

Mocha Facelift

When a man shits on his partner's face, then proceeds to hang him/her upside down and cock slap their face until it's numb.

I hear Ron Jeremy gives a mean mocha facelift.

Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.

by Anal_Animal August 3, 2009

Barlinnie Facelift

Scottish slang term for a person who has the appearance of a criminal or troublemaker. Typically someone who looks like a ned or chav, although the term generally refers to the stereotypical facial features of an offender e.g. sloping forehead, eyes close together, pale yellow skin etc.

The term originates from HMP Barlinnie, Scotland's largest prison.

Watch your bags, there's a Barlinnie Facelift nearby

by Senor Presidente December 22, 2009

12 gauge facelift

When you blow someone's head apart with a shotgun, mainly by shooting them from under the jaw.

If he watches me and her fuck one more time, I'll give him a 12 gauge facelift.

by The Annonomys December 13, 2013