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Eric the Midget Paradox

Noun: A phenomenon attributed to living things, usually persons, who suffer afflictions that would normally elicit sympathy and compassion, but as a consequence of repellent behavior instead attract denigration and/or hostility.

Derived from Eric the Midget of the Howard Stern Show.
"I just saw a blind guy beating his dog with his cane! He was a classic exemplar of the Eric the Midget Paradox!"
by Zoinker March 26, 2008
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Eric Johnson

A Guitar virtuoso of the 80s, like joe Satriani, Steve Vai, and Yngwie Malmsteen. Known for always playins his signature Fender Stratocaster. Influences include jazz, rock, pop, and blues. unlike many guitarists, he crafts his songs and solos instead of just blazing the fretboard. played at a recent G3 concert with Joe Satriani and Steve Vai.
I just got the new Eric Johnson Record.
by recab2 August 10, 2006
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Dirty Eric

When you will fuck anything with a pulse, but won’t stay the night because Extra Relationship Is confusing (E R I C)
I banged 5 chicks last week but always pull a dirty Eric!!!!
by Rennystar February 28, 2019
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Eric Cartman

Kyle: Hey, can I come?
Eric: No!
Kyle: Why the hell not?
Eric: BECAUSE YOU'RE A JEW!!!
by Pogo Labeau August 27, 2005
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Erica

the most wonderful person you will ever meet in your life, without a doubt. She's modest, kind, generous, emphatic, and beautiful. Erica's usually have the prettiest blue eyes, that hypnotize anyone who gazes into them. She is hard to read at first but that's just because she's naturally shy, but once you break her shell she is wild and outgoing at heart. Erica's crave adventure, travel, exotic places, and you can always rely on Erica's to have a book with them at all times because they adore reading! Erica's are usually short and have long hair not always but most of the time, if you are lucky enough to meet an Erica in your life you better hold on to her tight and never let her go, because you are blessed my friend.
Whoa...who is that?

That's erica.

Holy shit...get me some of that!

I've never see such beautiful eyes!
Her name must be erica.
by Someguynamedtim August 31, 2013
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Eric

The action of pulling an all nighter becasue they procrastinate their homework
I stayed up all night doing homework but really got nothing done, I just pulled an Eric
by Trash_Can_ November 6, 2018
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Eric Benét

Refers to the song "Kill Jayz" in 4:44 album in which he discusses the depth about how there is a lack of personal responsibility for taking someone significant in your life for granted. "Eric benét" is Haile Berry's ex husband who cheated on her with 10 different women. In the song, he expresses how going "Eric Benét" is the ultimate shame so it can be used for any situation very dire that someone cannot come back from and is forever marked.
Friend: Fuck relationships, I am just going to get some of these other hotties

You: Are you sure? Come on, everyone has a rough patch sometimes you just have to ride through it. Don't go Eric Benét... Dont let them get away!

Friend: *Takes a shot and begins to chat with a someone half way getting a text and regretting their hasty actions*
Friend: " Almost went Eric Benét..."
You: "Never go Eric Benét"
Both: *Remains silent and nods their heads together sagely*

Definition: Eric Benét: Faux Pas behaviour that leads to ultimate regrets in life.
by Pennyfoyothoughts July 31, 2017
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