What a presidential candidate gets when they verbally attack another candidate or create an attack ad on another candidate.
by deejaybeekay August 7, 2012
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Well an example would be of the time either your brother or dad woke up with one. Its best to talk to them about it.
Well an example would be of the time either your brother or dad woke up with one. Its best to talk to them about it.
by Just a boy with a dream November 13, 2010
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homo erectus is a predecessor of modern humans. Members of this species had tools made of hard wood. They stored them inside orifices. And they spent most of their time impaling things with their long rods.
They used to grunt a lot, especially while impaling things. They drew graffiti on cave walls showing them trying to mount and stick their poles in horses and other animals.
homo erectus is a predecessor of modern humans. Members of this species had tools made of hard wood. They stored them inside orifices. And they spent most of their time impaling things with their long rods.
They used to grunt a lot, especially while impaling things. They drew graffiti on cave walls showing them trying to mount and stick their poles in horses and other animals.
by Andy April 27, 2004
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Well I just surfed on to Sensible Erection and tried to get my hands on some Cathy pr0n, but it was to no avail, all I got was this crappy Cathy head pasted on to this transexuals body
by Phishfood July 23, 2003
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Guy 1.)"Damn, that chick is so annoying just knowing her makes me think ill never get it up again."
Guy 2.) "Yeah, I know bro.. she is a total erection vampire."
"I am sorry baby, this never happens, must have been that erection vampire cause I am pushin' rope."
Guy 2.) "Yeah, I know bro.. she is a total erection vampire."
"I am sorry baby, this never happens, must have been that erection vampire cause I am pushin' rope."
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