The lamest thing you can possibly say.
Usually said by lame high school underclassmen who haven't realized that it's not a cool thing to say, and in turn look like complete idiots to anyone who happened to hear them.
Usually said by lame high school underclassmen who haven't realized that it's not a cool thing to say, and in turn look like complete idiots to anyone who happened to hear them.
Bill: Hey Steve, can I borrow your calculator?
Steve: Oh sure. *attempts to hand Bill his calculator, but accidentally drops it*
Bill: EPIC FAIL!
Steve: Oh sorry, I thought you were cool. No, you can't borrow my calculator.
Jim: And I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
Steve: Oh sure. *attempts to hand Bill his calculator, but accidentally drops it*
Bill: EPIC FAIL!
Steve: Oh sorry, I thought you were cool. No, you can't borrow my calculator.
Jim: And I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
by levia December 5, 2009
Get the Epic failmug. Thhe staples employee didnt have staples in the stapler.
random kid: "EPIC fail."
A person trips.
other random kid: "EPIC FAIL!"
random kid: "EPIC fail."
A person trips.
other random kid: "EPIC FAIL!"
by .bre.ann.a. :D July 26, 2010
Get the EPIC fail.mug. by Natsumi_Yamagatia September 16, 2009
Get the epic failmug. A term used to describe an unsuccesful attempt at achieving a goal, usually with unintended hilarious results. While a 'fail' can be defined as simple disappointment, an 'epic fail' is of monumental proportions. A term most commonly used by keyboard warriors of the internet age that choose to argue on the website Youtube.com, whose lives could be summed up as an 'epic failure'
by cloak15 January 19, 2009
Get the epic failmug. 1.When an attemt at creating an entertainment product fails so badly it incites anger and/or unintentional comedy.
2. When an attempt at comedy on an internet message board is so terrible it incites pity in the reader of sed post.
3. When an attempt to get over as a whacky character on an internet message board completely and utterly fails.
4. An attempt to endorse Fanta and homosexuality at the same time on an internet message board that leads to ridicule
2. When an attempt at comedy on an internet message board is so terrible it incites pity in the reader of sed post.
3. When an attempt to get over as a whacky character on an internet message board completely and utterly fails.
4. An attempt to endorse Fanta and homosexuality at the same time on an internet message board that leads to ridicule
by tildebang January 18, 2008
Get the epic failmug. General definition - Anti-causality. When the desired or expected effect is the only effect NOT achieved by any given cause, this is EPIC FAIL.
Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer.
Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.
Definition as it pertains to Relativity - Failure so monumental in scale that it has the possibility to rupture the space-time continuum by fracturing the light-cone at the point between the causal past and causal present boundaries because there is no possible way the cause could precede any effect within the same spatial reference frame of the observer.
Definition you're most likely to understand - The result of the physical union of your parents.
Bob: "I posted my music on myspace because I wanted to be appreciated by the masses"
Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?"
Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off"
Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you!"
Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera
Greg: "Oh yeah? What happened?"
Bob: "Turns out my music makes people's ears fall off"
Greg: "Epic fail, no cookie for you!"
Following this conversation, the universe folds in on itself and is oblitera
by Theydrick February 21, 2009
Get the epic failmug. To fail horribly
However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.
However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.
by Anonynoose February 27, 2009
Get the epic failmug.