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redneck penis enlargement

a lift kit, usually used on rusty 4x4 ford trucks bearing excessive bondo and nascar stickers with a bed full of empty budweiser, mgd, or pabst blue ribbon cans. driven by rednecks often wearing hubcap size belt buckles and wranglers with a can of chewing tobacco(preferably copenhagen) in the back pocket.
bubba:hey biff, check out his redneck penis enlargement. it's 'bout gottabee 8 inches.
biff:if a had one like that i could clear them 38 inch mudders i got under my double wide.
by bigdirtysanchez October 15, 2004
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PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS

WANT SOME FREE PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS?
by loltech1337 December 14, 2018
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engaygements

Engaygements are promises to marry between two same-sex couples (two (2) males or two (2) females). Some engaygements are announced at an engaygement party where both gay and straight couples celebrate a previously publicized engaygement.
if same-sex marriage is legalized, there will be several hundred-thousand engaygements prior to all the weddings.
by the_sauceman August 29, 2009
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pianist enlargement

Pianist enlargement is where you put your pianist on a high carbs, sugar and fat diet to make him larger.
"How's your pianist enlargement going?" Fred asked Larry."

"Great!" said Larry. "He's up to 400 pounds, but we're going for 550.
by scodder July 7, 2010
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breast enlargement surgery

A wonderful work of God, a gift to every straight man, lesbian, slut, self-aware robot man or genetic mutant. Praise!
My girlfriend had breast enlargement surgery, it ruined my life. I once got lost in there for three weeks.
by El Diablo de 1 October 23, 2013
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Penis enlargement pills

The most delicious item you will ever be served at your local mcdonalds. Many mistake them for crack coacaine as they have a similar color. With the scent of boobs and the texture of nail polish. Lots of people enjoy spending time where they consume the item.
"Man, did you get the wrong size Penis enlargement pills again?"
by anonymous May 25, 2021
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Enragement ring

A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.
A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn't call her. What are you going to do?
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.
by Bryan Gilbreath September 8, 2009
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