Engagement

A calculated decision made to prevent others from encroaching on territory held by proposer of engagement. Simultaneously marking all call options held to zero in the process. Antonym: See "True Love"

I will have to have an engagement contract with Jan if she gets into HBS. You guys don't know how bad the ratio is over there.

by Anonymousey41 April 19, 2011

Engambryonic

Deeply lonely; moderately disturbed.

Person 1: Hey, what was up with Person 3 today?

Person 2: I guess he's a bit engambryonic.

by Raftery November 25, 2009

engagement chicken

a special chicken dish with magic properties, causing boyfriends to propose to their girls. Made famous by Glamour magazine in the 80s and many couples have experienced the witchcraft of engagement chicken since then, including Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. A popular recipe for this lemon-herb chicken can be found by Ina Garden, who has confirmed its magical powers.

Beth: "omg he just proposed, we're getting married!"
Ashley: "wow when did he propose?"
Beth: "after I made him engagement chicken"

by solitairestardust November 30, 2017

Won't Engage

Used to describe a person who will not have sex with you no matter what you try.

I'm trying to get my gf to have sex with my but she won't engage.

by Godfree0000001 September 22, 2010

engagement

(1) in war it is a battle
(2) in courtship it is a surrender

(1) Captain Kirk said, "Mr. Scott, I need more power! Prepare for battle engagement!"
(2) I can't believe John gave up his life like that, now that girls sucked him into engagement. Sad...

by G-Spot! September 16, 2003

engagement ring

the tool of true love. used to tell somebody you want them to be yours and for you to be theirs forever, to be used VERY carefully (unless you are drunk and in vegas, hopefully you can return it then), should be at least 3 months salary from work and 6 months from mind (one usually does figure out whether they will want to marry somebody in a short amount of time but if you wait it works out better, you might even make it to ten years)

man 1:i want to pop the question to my girlfriend

man 2:did you get her an 'engagement ring?'

by itlnboy October 18, 2010

Engagement Ring

The sexual act of having a string of ejaculate wrap around your ring finger. (or any other finger for that matter)

Gerald's mom was shocked and disgusted when she found him in his room wearing an engagement ring.

by ThePublicEnema January 26, 2011