EMI

One who is addicted to online sites such as myspace. They also never go out and refer to themselfs as shadows in the day.

Dude wanna see a movie tonight?

Naw man I'm being an emi today.

How's it being an emi.

Like shadows in the day.

by bdollam April 1, 2008

Emie

Nasty bitch who does a bunch of coke. Is nasty skinny from so many drugs. Such a cum sucking gutter slut. Home wrecking bitch who has no respect.

Emie is such a cum sucking gutter slut

by Peachesandcream8787 May 15, 2018

emy

a really mean sibling that only takes on the phone with one person

yo emy pass lo platano

by 1738catgirl 101 January 30, 2019

Pulling an emi

When you get confused to the max.

I forgot something obvious and my friend was like, "You're pulling an emi."

by Blazinspark2121 January 29, 2017

dirty emi

When you break it off and run away with someone else, get 100x kinkier, and only hit up your ex when you need something.

My ex pulled a dirty emi on me, and as much as I hate it I still answer their texts.

by reach4thesky April 23, 2020

EMI-Squashing

A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather large emily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or partner with their immensity.

That HUGE emily chick was EMI-Squashing me last night...i cried.

by Laurennn (: June 11, 2008

Emi Bear

The most beautiful girl in the entire world, kind , loving thoughtful and caring. Sexy body smokin ass and very easy to please, but if you cross her you might get mauled to death she is a bear

Matt: Daym who is that

Bryan: Oh thats my Emi Bear
Matt: i pooped

by Butters0422 February 24, 2010