Eleven Lives Left

A term used to indicate one's good fortune in having 'beating someone else to it'.

"Ahhh I'm glad I got here first... I've got Eleven Lives Left."

by Lukey April 4, 2005

eleven inches

A huge penis size that is rarely found among men and is often viewed as respectable or gross.

Tim, the singer for the hardcore band, has eleven inches!

by tadisrad September 16, 2008

Eleven Lives Left

adj. n. verb.
1. Nightmare.
2. A fear of having two of anything.
3. An irrational hatred of double chins.
4. A popular westcountry musical outfit, with a cunt playing bass in a very pumptious manner.
5. Not quite as good as Twelve Lives Left or Full Speed Alone.

Dave "Are you going to see Eleven Lives Left tonight mate?
Rob "No. They're shit."
Dave "Don't be stupid, they're good!"
Rob "But Luke plays in the band"
Dave "Oh yeah. He's a right pumptious cunt"

by How it is April 6, 2005

eleven fifty nine

Basically a time of death. One minute before midnight, one minute after 11:58. Only real nerds will get this reference.

Well, not until 2025. Because I'm from the future.

Eleven fifty nine - The exact time someone dies.

by Dagranite June 20, 2016

eleven pound whole slab of deli ham

11 pound slab of ham is a processed meat cube of ham mostly used in recreationel purposes

karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it

meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that

by meatier slab September 30, 2023

Eleven Thirty’s

A group containing 10 white males and three brown males. Although on a urban sense only one of the members can say the N word theres rougly six who use it whenever they find necessary. The eleven thirtys in their free time enjoy hitting the bub, seizing, docing, and all sorts of schenagins.

You see those eleven thirty’s?wonder if their gonna make another taj meme soon!

by ScrapieCrapie December 10, 2017

eleven story

a stupid story of a girl who doesnt want to be eleven that schools tell every year

hey have u seen eleven story
yeah its told every year

by anonymous November 10, 2020