Definitions by James89

7-eleven 

1. Part of the reason why so many Americans have diabetes and heart attacks.
2. Hires depressed,inept minimum wage workers.
3. The only place where you can buy about a gallon of coke in a single cup. (God, there is something seriously wrong with you if you can drink the whole thing yourself and if you did, you shortened your life by at least 5 years!)

Damn, I just drank a quadruple super jumbo ultra gulp yeterday at the 7-eleven and I didn't sleep for the whole night. I woke up every 15 minutes to take a piss and all of that sugar from the coke gave me the shakes and the sweats! I think the coke burned my stomach away...I don't feel so good.

7-eleven by James89 May 1, 2006