electronic masturbation

The process of getting an alert on your electronic device (computer) and being required to do the same meaningless action over and over again with no real progress or additional improvement.

I had to stop and put my initials in this screen everytime I use this program. It serves no purpose. It is like electronic masturbation. It does me no good!

by Dallas's Widget March 5, 2011

Electronic Hangover

that late night crashing feeling one gets after pulling too many all-nighters staring at the computer screen. Symptoms include pounding headache, nausea, and dizziness, as well as mild hallucinations induced by the many colors constantly flashing from the screen. Also associated with video gaming, and often accompanied by dehydration brought on by excess consumption of energy drinks.

dude 1: duuuuude, i have the worst headache, and i've been all dizzy, nauseous and unable to work.

dude 2: think you may have pulled one all-nighter too many at the computer screen dude, sounds like an electronic hangover.

by AmuseMe November 13, 2010

electronic castration

The removal of all electronic type items from a teenagers life.

My teenager refuses to take out the garbage unless I threaten him with electronic castration.

by mommylovesteens March 11, 2012

Electronic Supersonic

good song to play while having sexual intercourse with another person.

Dude, I was bangin' her to Electronic Supersonic last night!

by Sprakara July 9, 2017

Electronic Condom

The use of anti-virus or anti-malware software on a computer

"Thank god I used that electronic condom I received for my new computer. This pornsite looks like it is full of ETDs"

1 minute later
fap fap fap

by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010

electronic lovers

A term used for two people who spend the majority of their time communicating via electronics instead of in person such as text messaging, facebook messaging, myspace messaging, or IM'ing.

Friend: "It sure seems like Owen and Carolina never see eachother anymore. They've become electronic lovers!"

by ckropp May 14, 2007

electronic ritalin

electronic devices given to children - I-pods, cell phones, DVDs in cars, X-Box, Play Station, Nintendo, etc - to keep them quiet & busy - can range from a blessing to a curse

"Honey, did you bring the electronic ritalin? This is going to be a twelve hour drive"

"Yes the boys picked out a dozen DVDs and brought their I-Phone chargers"

"Now we can discuss every life issue in privacy and fall in love again"

"What do we do when the DVDs run out? Listen to their stories and fall in love with them again"

by Alpino August 5, 2012