He told you he wanted to marry you on the fourth date. He quit college and told you to relax when you said you were concerned about their future. You'll feel guilty thinking about guys who actually take their girlfriends out after he stops wanting to go places. Before you know it some girl says she's dating him. The ex boyfriend isn't serious about marriage and has tons of ex girlfriends that you never knew about. He'll disappear from your life.
by MCBL March 5, 2017
Get the ex boyfriendmug. The guy who now tries to sound smart every moment of his life, sends urban dictionary definitions that are low-key calling you out, and you realise why it’s better off this way :D
“Who was that guy defending video games in English like they are his precious babies?”
“Her ex-boyfriend, poor girl...”
“Her ex-boyfriend, poor girl...”
by FaelynnHolimion November 9, 2020
Get the ex-boyfriendmug. an ex boyfriend is someone you hang out with and get peer pressured to have sex with.
an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.
an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head
an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.
an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.
an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head
an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.
by r.i.v May 8, 2023
Get the ex boyfriendmug.