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National Ex Boyfriend Day

August 5th is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!
You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?

You:No, national ex boyfriend day!
by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022
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Boyfriend Ex

A boyfriend ex, is the boy you dated but is now your ex.

Bf ex is the boy you still like who still likes you back even though y’all broke up.

This isn’t a regular ex, y’all still text, talk & call. You want to get back together and don’t plan on seeing anyone else. But are broken up for the mean time for what ever reason.

Broken up or on a break thingy but both want to get back together we just have things to work on first.
1 “I’m so glad you are broke up with that kid max”

2 “yeah, move on”

3 “Ew no I still love him, he still loves me to we snap every day”

2 “we’ll he’s your ex now, ex boyfriends stay in the past their a ex for a reason”

3 “mmm no he’s my bf ex not ex bf, see bf ex is someone you still want to be with and they still want to be with you”

1 “huh?”

3 “yeah where broke up or on some break thingy but we both want to get back together we just have things to work on first”

A boyfriend ex, is the boy you dated but is now your ex.
by anonymous January 20, 2023
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Ex-boy friend

The one who YOU dumped cuz he either
A. Lives in IDAHOE
B. Gets jelous over nothing
C. You can tell he's telling lies when he says "I love you!"

D. You start liking someone new
E. Looks bad after a while
My ex-boy friend? Ya I dumped his ass cuz of one of the ABCDE he and I are never getting back together... Like ever!!!!!
by U_dont_know_my_name May 19, 2019
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ghost of ex-boyfriends past

1. when you must supply a male member with clean clothing the day after a sleepover, and you have to dress him in multiple ex-boyfriends clothing and then hang out while he wears them. Generally, the articles of clothing may include a cleavage showing v-neck t shirt.
I totally hung out with the ghost of ex-boyfriends past today, and I cant believe I used to date a dude who wore v-necks AND one who wore MC Hammer pants. Makes so much more sense now why these dudes are my ex's.
by hurleyrocks July 20, 2011
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my boyfriends psycho ex

A crazy bitch who hates you because her man picked you over her. She continually gets involved with your relationship and is just generally crazy.
My boyfriends psycho ex keeps stalking our lives.
by Eeeeelllll April 3, 2014
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Exboyfrienditis

A condition afflicting a newly single woman, in which all the annoying attributes of her exboyfriend that she ignored while dating him are magnified by 10 after they break up. She finds spending any amount of time around him unbearable. Symptoms include: excessive bitching, muttering expletives under her breath, picking apart everything her ex says, and extremely annoyed friends. The only cure for exboyfrienditis is distance from the source of the disease.
"UGH Brad is such a pretentious asshole. He thinks he's god's fucking gift to humanity!"

"Whoa, chill out. You've just got a bad case of exboyfrienditis."
by Shiksa_Goddess August 27, 2009
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evil exboyfriend

Pretty much any of one's exboyfriends. They are all evil or they wouldn't be exes. If you start re-dating one of them, don't say I didn't warn you. Do as I say, not as I do.
"My evil exboyfriend spread rumors that I was stalking him to make himself look desirable."
by cori777 May 25, 2009
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