epic beard guy

While riding a bus, a rather ignorant black man approached what appeared to be a senile old man. Being the ignorant peice of shit his was, he proceeded to harass the old man and call him names such as pinky and crumple foreskin. Epic beard guy then responded by punching him in the jaw and then breaking his nose. He left the scene with the wise words "DONT FUCK WITH ME". The black man proceeded to talk shit even though he was bleeding everywhere and thus ended up looking like a stupid douchebag.

Epic beard guy: I slap the shit outta tough guys like you

Black douche: wha? WHAT?
(goes up and pushes epic beard guy)

epic beard guy then breaks his face open with his fists of fury

by Guy ledoucheys February 22, 2010

epic fail

Complete and total failure when success should have been reasonably easy to attain.

<after getting pwned in a video game>

Player1 Dude, we just got reamed
Player2 Yeah, Epic Fail

by scolemann March 19, 2008

epic gamer

this man gets all the puss because how epic he is while he plays games. Most epic gamers play play fortnite for pubg

I want John's dick so bad, he is such an epic gamer

by Epicgamer69 June 7, 2018

epic fail imminent

Impending failure of monumental proportions. Being told this phrase can only mean one thing: there is absolutely zero chance of any victory. There is only complete and utter conquest and slaughter. The prase most suited to noobs with a poor grasp of the reality of the situation

In Star Craft:
Me: You should really build your defenses up.
noob: <doesn't build defenses up>
Zergs:<gathering>
Me: Epic fail imminent...
Zergs: <rush>
noob: <suffers epic death>

by epicpwner v.2 March 14, 2008

Epic Movie

A synonym for suckiness or shittiness (yes, the movie was that bad). Something that sucks or is retarded.

Dude, your last girlfriend was fine until she turned stalker, shit her pants in class, and went all Epic Movie.

Don't buy that car Duane, it has Epic Movie written all over it.

I'll never get into college. My SAT scores were Epic Movie.

Britney Spears had a career 'til she went all Epic Movie.

by Steve Holtonavich January 31, 2007

Epic Movie

A TERRIBLE movie that would have been more aptly named: Epic Fail!

Joey: Did you see Epic Movie?
Nick: More like Epic FAIL!

by KiNG`Joey July 19, 2007

Epic Shit

When someone does something outside their normal comfort zone. or steps outside their own inner battle to support others

When I hit mile 25 in the marathon and saw Claire holding her EPIC SHIT sign - I couldn't decide which of us was doing the epic shit.

by MoxyUp June 13, 2012