Technology news blog that is overly biased towards Apple and Apple products. Will give favorable reviews to any Apple products despite obvious flaws and will bash anything made by RIM or Microsoft.
by moochoo April 9, 2009
Get the Engadget mug.Congratulations Jim I heard you and Maureen got engaged.
Jim “ya it’s an anal engagement I figured that may be what it takes to plow that ass”
Jim “ya it’s an anal engagement I figured that may be what it takes to plow that ass”
by Ttk1027 November 8, 2019
Get the Anal Engagement mug.A ring you give to your girlfriend that means that you're okay with not having sex with her ever again.
Sue: "So I heard Jeff gave you an engagement ring"
Jill: "Yeah, good thing too. I was getting real tired of putting out for him.."
Jill: "Yeah, good thing too. I was getting real tired of putting out for him.."
by are595 November 9, 2009
Get the engagement ring mug.A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.
A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn't call her. What are you going to do?
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.
by Bryan Gilbreath September 8, 2009
Get the Enragement ring mug.Engadget rocks my socks
by imacmatt09 August 30, 2007
Get the engadget mug.by J.D. Youu May 16, 2008
Get the Encagement mug.Stan: Hey Dan, I just got engaged!
Dan: What the hell did you just say?
Stan: I just got engaged to Marie.
Dan: Jesus fucking christ, have you even thought about what that means?
*Stan ponders Dan's question*
Stan: Oh shit, your right..guess what I'm going to do now?
Dan: What?
Stan: Call this thing off, and if she don't like it, I'm going to dump her! Regardless of what happens meet me at my house later, were going to party all night long!!
Dan: Let Freedom Ring!
*Stan and Dan high five*
Dan: What the hell did you just say?
Stan: I just got engaged to Marie.
Dan: Jesus fucking christ, have you even thought about what that means?
*Stan ponders Dan's question*
Stan: Oh shit, your right..guess what I'm going to do now?
Dan: What?
Stan: Call this thing off, and if she don't like it, I'm going to dump her! Regardless of what happens meet me at my house later, were going to party all night long!!
Dan: Let Freedom Ring!
*Stan and Dan high five*
by StanTheeMan January 19, 2010
Get the Engaged mug.