wireless dutch rudder 

A dutch rudder has someone working the arm of your hand your spanking it with, difference is, the wireless version has the person on the other end of the phone is "talking you through it" instead of actually physically being there to do it with you.

Hey bro, 'ol girl worked me over with the wireless dutch rudder last night while we were texting, just as good as the physical version!

wireless dutch rudder by K1974 May 4, 2018

Philosophical Dutch rudder 

When 2 or more people are arguing about a topic when neither person are making a point to sway the other’s position; however are enjoying the fact they are hearing their own position of the topic.

“I was in a philosophical Dutch rudder in class you won’t believe where he came from!”

“You want in on this philosophical Dutch rudder or are you good?”

“So mid philosophical Dutch rudder this guy drops the n bomb and people came at him from every direction after that”

Philosophical Dutch rudder by Mdarkside July 26, 2024

Behind the scenes Dutch rudder 

When your friend is doing someone Doggy style and you stand behind them naked and move their hips.

Man me and jimmy behind the scenes Dutch rudders her and she had no clue

Behind the scenes Dutch rudder by Mike Oxtasty May 1, 2020

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder 

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.

“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”

Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021

Double Dutch Rusty Rudder

A unique and tasty spin on rusty trombone, the double dutch rusty rudder has officially happened once a girl eats your asshole while simultaneously giving you a reach around. However, your hand is on her arm guiding the pace of the HJ. Personally, I like getting double dutch rusty rudders while listening to Santana's Oye Como Va. The whole experience is very hispanic for me. Mostly because I like to eat churros while I receive them.

The last time Lonny Baxter received a proper Double Dutch Rusty Rudder, he was watching Perfect Strangers picturing Balky behind him.

Double Dutch Rusty Rudder by Andy Roddick's a Dickbag September 12, 2011

duch rudder

when another person grabs your arm when ur hand is around ur cock and shakes ur arm up and down so it feels like some one els is jacking you off

Jane gave Tom a duch rudder

duch rudder by MacDaddyPizzel July 31, 2009

deutch rudder 

A form of masterbation where a person pretty much jacks off the other by moving their arm up and down for them. Its not gay at all

masterbation, jacking off, whacking it, gay, hand job, Deutch rudder

deutch rudder by dominican beast January 18, 2009