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Duncan

"A Duncan" is the person that you fall in love with,early on in life.Your first love. Every new partner is measured by Duncan's standards.

Obviously, one rarely ends up with one's Duncan as a life partner. However until one is thoroughly over "Duncan" one cannot move on.

Even though "Duncan" is a male name, your "Duncan" can be whichever sex your first love belonged to.

Sometimes, it can take a great many years to realise that someone was your Duncan, but once the realisation has been made, one can start to come to terms with the reality that they probably weren't all that special, and most likely are nothing special at all *now*

In other circumstances, the Duncan relationship may not have worked out becuase your Duncan was a closet homosexual, yet was completely perfect for you in every other way.
"Remember X from <wherever>? He was my Duncan"

"Oh, Cyril from school was amazing, he was my Duncan"
by Just Liz March 21, 2009
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Duncan Hines

A state of female arousal using a play on words for the Duncan Hines slogan "So Moist. So Delicious"
Ooo, see that smokin' hot guy with the tattoos? He's got me all kinds of Duncan Hines.
by atomicbombshell May 24, 2009
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Dirty Duncan

A skank bitch that rarely bathes and turns her underwear inside out to get extra days out of them
Man did you get a whiff of that dirty duncan that just walked by? good lord she smelt like fish sticks and gouda cheese!
by Big Bizniz October 24, 2008
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Jesse Duncan

1. To state the truth while others' impressions of the statement believe something completely different.

2. To convince someone that the truth is exagerated without actually exagerating it.

3. To piss someone off by talking and not understanding how.
John: "I just won the lottery!"
Bob: "Really, that's awesome, can I borrow some money?"
John: "No. I only won seventeen dollars."
Bob: "John, you just Jesse Duncan(ed) me!"
by OMN I POTENT June 9, 2009
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Tim Duncan

The best basketball player in this generation; the most excellent basketball player in the world, following the retirement of Michael Jordan; Winner of three more championships than Kevin Garnett, Jermaine O'Neal, Allen Iverson, Amare Stoudemire, and Vince Cater combined.
Wow! People sure do criticize Tim Duncan a lot! With all those criticisms, one would think that whichever player is offered as a better ballplayer than Duncan (i.e. Garnett, O'Neal, Iverson, Stoudemire, Carter) would have won at least ONE championship! But they haven't, because none of them are Tim Duncan.
by BombSquad November 10, 2005
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Duncan's willy

Tiny. And pretty pointless. Cannot be used during penetrative sex. Makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.
"Man, this window has a gap in the seal... There's a little draft getting in... If only I had something to block it with..."

"I've got Duncan's Willy?"

"PERFECT!"
by CatMac February 7, 2014
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dallas duncan

A super fat fuck who sweats a lot and gets caught fucking a preachers daughter like a dumbass
by B!gD!ckB@nd!t February 18, 2015
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