Albus Dumbledore

Teenage heart-throb.

Dead-ringer for Gandalf the White.

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" = Really big hottie.

by Christa December 17, 2004

dirty dumbledore

a dirty dumbledore is when you jerk off on a girls face and shave your pubes so they stick to the jizz. Then u put a wizard had on her.

I gave this girl such a dirty dumbledore last night.

by Brandon / Nick May 26, 2008

Breakfast with Dumbledore

When a man with an large beard puts it in your anus and then rubs it all over your mouth.

I paid that old man for 'Breakfast with Dumbledore'""how'd that shit go man""He had to shave afterward, but it was all worth it

by Breakfast with Dumbledore July 20, 2011

Dumbledore complex

A form of psychological compensation wherein an individual attempts to suppress his or her homosexual desires by means of diverting libidinal and seemingly unacceptable energies into intellectual endeavors. Named for Professor Albus Dumbledore of the Harry Potter book series.

Kelly: "Gawd, that guy is so friggin' smart!"

Cody: "Yeah, he's gotta Dumbledore complex. You know how conservative this area is."

by Danny Boy '12 July 8, 2009

Dumbledore's Army

The gay/lesbian population. Similar to "Friends of Dorothy." (Albus Dumbledore was outed by J.K. Rowling.)

I was going to invite Brian to the strip club, but I'm pretty sure he's a member of Dumbledore's Army.

by Eric M.H.H. November 6, 2007

dumbledore

A boy or man who ties their long pubes with a hair tie.

1) OMG THAT GUY IS PULLING A DUMBLEDORE!

2) "Wow Greg is such a dumbledore!"
"I know, you can tell because it's sticking out."

3) That guy dumbledore from harry potter has a forrest down there

by NEZBETZ November 27, 2010

Double Dumbledore

When a girl is getting dp'd and the guys high five and proclaim "You're a Hairy Wizard!!" The guys also need to be dressed as their favorite Harry Potter characters.

Dude, remember when we pulled a Double Dumbledore on that chick last night?!

by Dinodude90 October 5, 2022