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Hyper dumbfuck

A dumbfuckness at cosmic scale

note: cosmic scale is greater than astronomic scale by scalar multiples of 10^3

Hyper dumbfucks do not belong to the set of dumb nor to dumbfucks. In the set of dumb, you can linearly add the dumb people together and their stupidity will add up proportionally and linearly as well.

That is:

1 dumb person's stupidity + 2 dumb person's stupidity = 3 dumb person's stupidity

however, in Hyper dumbfuck's set, the addition is not linear therefore, they require their own set:

1 hyper dumbfuckism + 2 hyper dumbfuckism = Cosmic scale catastrophe

e.g. If leaders of the world, all belong to set of Hyper dumbfucks, the consequences of their actions will cause catastrophe and total annihilation of everything living on the surface of the planet earth and potential future organisms within this portion of the Milkyway Galaxy.

note: a super nova explosion belongs to the class of cosmic catastrophe
Sarah Palin is a hyper dumbfuck

Rush Limbaugh is a hyper dumbfuck

Tea Bagger party is a party of hyper dumbfuck

Bush is an example of hyper dumbfuck

Mahmood Ahmadinejad (Islamic Republic of Iran)'s president is an example of hyper dumbfuck.
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Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck

An individual who, despite efforts to the contrary, just cannot seem to grow out of diapers.
"Oh my God, our friend Michael is such a Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck. He shit his pants again at lunch!"
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If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito

A children’s book written and illustrated by Brewstew Films about giving a rat a Frito and a whole bunch of shit and losing your wife and house
If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito
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Dumbfuck

A name your friend calls you when you know the anwser to a question and make it seem like you don't.
K: What's 2+2
C: 5
K: Your such a Dumbfuck
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Dumbfuck

a stupid person tht is just a plain fuck up and has no life what so ever. most dumbfucks are reading this now because someone called them this and they dont know what the hell it means. well now u know dumbfuck.

another meaning is to not know who to fuck or have intercourse because of that one day you skipped sex ed class because you were grossed out so now your holding ur penis in your hand wondering where.to put it in the women. since your a dumbfuck you go for the armpit.
1- that guy over there is just a plain dumbfuck.

2- girl 1: how was u and your date last night wink wink

girl2: terrible afterwarda we went to have sex.and he stuck his penis in my armpit trying to dumbfuck.

girl 1: what a dumbfuck
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Dumbfuck

A miserable excuse for a human being. Often retarded.
Marley is such a Dumbfuck
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