Daffy Duckin

N: A sexual act that involves your partner placing the bill of an aquatic avian animal into your anus. After the bill is firmly placed into the anal cavity, the water fowl is violently spanked to the point of causing the animal to quack.

Jim said to Dan,"So Dan, did you go all the way with Lucy the other night?"
With a coy smile, Dan responds,"Oh yeah! I think I am going to marry that girl. Her and I were Daffy Duckin half of the night. That is why I am standing. I can't sit down. Plus I think I am bleeding."

by JayPeezy September 26, 2008

ugly duckling syndrome

A person who did not develop fully (therefore making them ugly) up until highschool or later and becomes pretty and they are really nice and have low self-esteem.

Stephanie was a ugly fuck but she was nice, but now she is hot and doesnt even know it (!bong!)

by Tical February 5, 2004

Ducking

Most commonly auto corrected work for fucking

I had a great time ducking my friend last night.

duck

"Go duck yourself"

by Simbops May 26, 2015

Ducking

The act of inserting one's entire fist into a ducks anus, and then inserting the other fist into another ducks anus to take flight.

Me and Cody went ducking the other day in Virginia, we flew all the way down to Missouri!

by mittromneyyy December 30, 2011

fugly duckling

a male who at first, seems like a loser, never cuts his hair, wears weird clothes, and seems like he's trying to 'find himself'. and then not that later in life, maybe after high school, decides to cut his hair and start wearing normal clothes but still has his individual mentality, and is really awesome and basicly the perfect guy.

girl: "damn boy you are fine... and super funny... and super nice... what's good?"

boy: "uhm you don't remember me? we went to high school together. you hated me and used to make fun of me and say i was fugly."

girl: "damn... you were a fugly duckling... and now you are a fine ass swan... i fucked up..."

by Cassandra Q October 25, 2009

duckninja

Someone who duck hunts that has ninja like qualities or moves. ie. catlike reflexes, stealthy especially when problems arise, can walk on water if boat problems come about, kill ducks by simply cocking their finger back and saying "crackapow", need no camo (cause they blend in to any background), hunt in nothing more than a loin cloth due to the fact their blood temp stay's a contestant 150 degree's, paws like steel (to avoid nutrirat bites, turn steaks on hot grill for fellow ninja friends), out think the wariest of fowl.

Basicly a stone cold duck killing machine!

All A-team members who hunt ducks at DC are no doubt duckninja's.

Duckninja's tend to make other duckhunters nervous!

by duckninja6 April 20, 2010

tuck duckin

just joshing around and doing some intense fucked up shananigans

You didnt tell her about my naked troll ensemble did you?

nah man im just "tuck duckin "

by P.J. Higgins January 20, 2009