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downtown guy 

You see him at the bar every time you're there. He's got many women (at least 10 years younger) surrounding him at all times. He's charming at first until you realize that this guy just needs attention by as many women as possible. Grossly ego-driven and entitled to everyone and everything! Likely to have a wife at home.
"Oh that's John...he's a total downtown guy. He's good for a few drinks but that's about it!"
downtown guy by Kitty Canuck April 29, 2014
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downtown pushdown

The push of food in your intestines, usually causing you to have fart or go to the bathroom.

First used in Scrubs by Chris Turk.
"Baby I had a big old lunch, now I got the downtown pushdown!"

"No Turk, no phuffie in here!"

Downtown Julie Brown 

Down to the last square of toilet paper, and your finger rips through the paper leaving your finger exposed and full of poo.
I was popping a squat at the airport before a long flight when i realized there was one square of toilet paper left. I decide to give it a shot when in mid wipe my finger rips thru. Shit! Literally!

The gentleman in the stall next to me asks if theres a problem. I respond yes, and continue to tell him my misfortunate event. He laughs out loud and proclaims. DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN!!!

Downtown Whitehorse 

A shithole wannabe city in Canada-Land. A place for chumps, filled with drunk natives, stupid kids, and shitty stores. Also has bad parking.
Bro #1: Yo man, wanna go downtown?
Bro #2: Downtown Whitehorse? Hell naw that place is for chumps!

Woman #1: My Husband never goes "down" on me.
Woman #2: Down-town Whitehorse? That place is for chumps!

Underdog #1: I will destroy you. You're going "down"
Champion #1: Down-town Whitehorse? That place is for chumps!

downtown 

between a person's legs
that bitch wanted to chomp my chunk so I sent her downtown
downtown by Anonymous July 16, 2003

downtown 

Where the cops take you for questioning, blowing a breathalizer, shoving broomsticks up your ass, or just basically to beat the shit out of you..
Cop: "Lets take this nigga downtown and make him talk."
downtown by Cycling Jester July 23, 2008

Downtown Poundtown

Downtown Pound is the act of one taking another on a magical trip to the heightest point of sexual climax. It is a lifestlye that many people swear to live by! Some say it was created by a group that calls themselfs DTPT located in Metro Detroit , Michigan.
Did you see those two people stumble out of the bathroom at the party? He def just took her to Downtown Poundtown!
And then the Party People chanted DTPT into the early hours of the morning and threw the next day... Rumor has it havent stopped since.
Downtown Poundtown by Aronhalt January 24, 2011