When douche bags were created back in the 19th century, travelers would carry cargo fulls of this luxury. Eventually the Native Americans would start transporting these douche bags, canoes full, to the people of the United States. So the dirty vaginas of the 19th Century were be relieved by these shipments. These shipments became necessities to the "partners" of those filthy vaginas that the "partners" would be so relieved they would yell, "Hey look, its a DOUCHE CANOE!".
Person A: Man, I heard Calvin lost his job.
Person B: Really, what does he do now?
Person A: Still a Douche Canoer.
Person B: Really, what does he do now?
Person A: Still a Douche Canoer.
by mr. politically correcto. July 6, 2009
Get the Douche Canoemug. by Mysticman57 March 6, 2017
Get the Douche Canoemug. Douche: object for cleaning a womans vagina.
Canoe: Small boat.
Douche Canoe: Small boat full of douches. OR! A person who should be insulted in a vulgar, yet confusing way.
Canoe: Small boat.
Douche Canoe: Small boat full of douches. OR! A person who should be insulted in a vulgar, yet confusing way.
Person 1: Dude, you ate my last Twinkie! You douche canoe!
Person 2: Huh? What did you just call me...?
Person 2: Huh? What did you just call me...?
by Amroc January 16, 2008
Get the douche canoemug. by MR GIGGLES654 March 4, 2017
Get the Douche Canoemug. The plexiglass enclosed area inside the Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback room where Kirk Cousins must isolate himself because he’s a giant idiot who refuses to get vaccinated.
I’ve done my own medical research and I’ve concluded that I’ll be safer inside my douche canoe versus simply getting vaccinated.
by AntiEverythingFC August 5, 2021
Get the Douche Canoemug. A giant douche bottle you ride like a horse in the water and squeeze your thighs to power it through the douche nozzle.
by Douchewhisperer June 28, 2022
Get the Douche Canoemug.