masturbate; pleasure oneself.
Guy: Do you ever, uh, ring your own doorbell?
Girl: No, why would I...
Guy: It's quite nice, you should try it sometime.
Girl: No, why would I...
Guy: It's quite nice, you should try it sometime.
by submarinesoup January 13, 2011
Get the Ring your own Doorbellmug. This is a meme created by the Chills narrator from Top15s in 2019, sequel to burger king foot lettuce.
This one is going to make you want to wash your hands, and, perhaps... buy a new doorbell. A 33-year-old man in California was caught on a camera licking a doorbell over and over again around 5 in the morning. The homeowners of the doorbell in question were not home at the time, though their children were. Their surveillance system alerted them to movement near their front door and, when they checked the video, this is what they found. Although this footage is only a minute long, this disgustingly creepy behavior reportedly went on for three hours. The man was also filmed approaching the neighbor's yard, although it isn't clear if he did anything there. The homeowner, Sylvia Dungan, told KION: "You kind of laugh about it afterwards because technically he didn't do anything. Nothing but be the creepiest and lick a doorbell for, let me repeat, THREE HOURS. But Dungan was right. In fact, the suspect may have only faced two misdemeanors for his actions. But I would hope, after such a strange and disturbing episode, this guy got help.
This one is going to make you want to wash your hands, and, perhaps... buy a new doorbell. A 33-year-old man in California was caught on a camera licking a doorbell over and over again around 5 in the morning. The homeowners of the doorbell in question were not home at the time, though their children were. Their surveillance system alerted them to movement near their front door and, when they checked the video, this is what they found. Although this footage is only a minute long, this disgustingly creepy behavior reportedly went on for three hours. The man was also filmed approaching the neighbor's yard, although it isn't clear if he did anything there. The homeowner, Sylvia Dungan, told KION: "You kind of laugh about it afterwards because technically he didn't do anything. Nothing but be the creepiest and lick a doorbell for, let me repeat, THREE HOURS. But Dungan was right. In fact, the suspect may have only faced two misdemeanors for his actions. But I would hope, after such a strange and disturbing episode, this guy got help.
by epicjake777 July 23, 2019
Get the Number 10: The Doorbell Lickermug. Connie was feeling aroused, so she grabbed her vibrator, flopped onto the bed, and started buzzing the doorbell.
by HormoneMonster69 February 22, 2024
Get the Buzzing the doorbellmug. by Datsuck December 1, 2013
Get the Detroit Doorbellmug. When one arrives at the home of a person they arranged to scoop, and they honk their car horn instead of texting the person to let them know they have arrived, or getting out of the hoopty to knock or ring the actual doorbell or any other means of making their presence known
Doug: "Hey Grandpa! why is there an incessant car horn going off outside? I'm trying to watch The Price is Right!"
Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."
Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."
by HBAD May 4, 2020
Get the Jewish Doorbellmug. Abel-the-doorbell is one of my friends on Gamejolt, known for the "If I follow you, you are a simp" display name. She has accumulated 1.1k+ followers (as of the time of writing this) on Gamejolt. Abel is really nice and people should talk to her more!
by Cassie.PNG June 2, 2022
Get the Abel-the-doorbellmug. Organist slang for any pipe/electronic organ that is not a tracker action, and is therefore an inferior pile of wires, circuit boards, and magnets. It is used to describe such instruments made by Wurlitzer, Wicks, Reuter, Möller, Schantz, Austin, Aeolian-Skinner, Rodgers, Allen, etc.
Usually containing a stop list of all 8' pitches, they are also called "Mud-Pits"
Usually containing a stop list of all 8' pitches, they are also called "Mud-Pits"
Oh, he's going to play a recital on that stupid doorbell at First Presbyterian.
The church down the street has installed a rotten doorbell to replace their A. B. Felgemacker tracker organ. Isn't that sad?
The church down the street has installed a rotten doorbell to replace their A. B. Felgemacker tracker organ. Isn't that sad?
by Mrsandr September 18, 2023
Get the Doorbellmug.