Is your guy or chick loose? Are they looser than a wizard's sleeve? Here's the solution: THE LEGENDARY DONKEY PUNCH!
First, get your partner from behind... doggy style! While she or he is completely unaware and in the moment, punch them as hard as you can in the back of the head. "The Donkey Punch". He or she should pass out. Within the next few seconds, that loose wizard sleeve will magically transform into a tight turtleneck!
P.S: Repeat blows to the back of the head as needed!
First, get your partner from behind... doggy style! While she or he is completely unaware and in the moment, punch them as hard as you can in the back of the head. "The Donkey Punch". He or she should pass out. Within the next few seconds, that loose wizard sleeve will magically transform into a tight turtleneck!
P.S: Repeat blows to the back of the head as needed!
"So what did you do last night, Jimmy."
"I finally fucked Lauren last night!"
"I heard being in her vagina was like throwing a hotdog down the hallway."
"That's true, but I took care of that... DONKEY PUNCH STYLE!"
"I finally fucked Lauren last night!"
"I heard being in her vagina was like throwing a hotdog down the hallway."
"That's true, but I took care of that... DONKEY PUNCH STYLE!"
by TheDanceDanceRevorution December 11, 2016
by kevin apeck August 14, 2006
by Gloibin March 15, 2010
Dudee, I was rolling the other night and blasted 'Donkey Punch' by Hatiras! it was the best trip everrr.
by xxdisenchantedxx October 05, 2010
Most commonly known as punching your partner in the back of the head right before orgasm to tighten the vagina or anus. But, this is now known as the Republican solution for the economy. Where they bend over the common working man (mostly democrats) by taking away their tax breaks and giving them to the rich business men with the idea of a trickle down effect (The anal sex) and then to enjoy it more at the workers expense the business then use the tax breaks to buy a new car and mansion for their own pleasure.( The punch in the back of the head for added pleasure)
Scott Walkers new bill to take away collective bargaining and benefits from state workers is like a donkey punch to our under paid and under appreciated educators.
by peakaboooo February 17, 2011
by Dickchinhairy November 30, 2015
by pussymaster69420 March 13, 2015