The Deku Dick Dog

When you go to hyrule and meet a dog with a dick as big as the great deku tree itself.
Woah, look at that! It's The Deku Dick Dog walking by!
by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020
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Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks
Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.
by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020
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Suck a dog dick

A phrase used to show the most disrespect possible while suggesting the listener Get fucked, fuck off, eat a dick,
You are of the opinion that I should handle this situation differently? I have an idea, why don’t you suck a dog dick and mind your own business!
by Weird Owl July 10, 2024
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Dog dick

A young man so full of hormones, horniness and desire he gets over 12 erections a day and is constantly trying to get with women. Like a male dog would chase a female dog in heat. Not to be confused with a manwhore, dog dick is more of a trait of a manwhore could have.
Z; "I think John is a manwhore he constantly just wants to have sex."
P: "He's still young and got that dog dick in him, he'll grow out of it."
by PRIVATEBERRYLEMON October 22, 2023
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Dog dicking

The desire to fuck as many females as you can in life before settling down. The term was coined by the Hodgetwins.
Hey man, you gotta get all that dog dicking outta you before getting married.
by JP64 March 11, 2019
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