Chronic Bitch Disorder

A contageous disease cause by being a bitch all the time! When someone is a bitch out of nowhere.
Symptoms: being a bitch Everytime All the time.

Sarah: don't talk to alex! His being a bitch lately!!
Haley: I know! He has Chronic Bitch Disorder.

by Yagirlsb October 29, 2014

musical attention defficit disorder

People with a musical attention defficit disorder have a tendency to switch every (or almost every) song they listen to midway through (if not before that).

Also abreviated to M.A.D.D.

I'd swear that John has a Musical Attention Defficit Disorder. When I was listening to his MP3 with him earlier, he couldn't stop song skipping! It drove me nuts!

by K!tah76 April 5, 2009

refreshive compulsive disorder (RCD)

Condition characterized by the recurrent, obsessive need to refresh one's browser in the hopes of revealing new comments, accolades or validation regarding a Facebook status, link or photo posting.

Zoe's refreshive compulsive disorder (RCD) became debilitating when, four minutes after posting on Facebook, she had received no comments on the adorable photos of her kids.

by bobo76 January 11, 2010

Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)

A crippling panic which arises after taking a shit when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a shit stain in the toilet that can't be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.

Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.

Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)

by Screw Liberals June 24, 2016

Asshole Personality Disorder

A formal psychiatric diagnostic category explaining the complicated underlying characterological components of a complete and total asshole.

I eventually came to discover that my “ex” was suffering with a sad and pervasive diagnosis called Asshole Personality Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Covid Misconduct Disorder

A newly identified psychological disorder characterized by not complying with governmental health directives for public behavior during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Fuck the state for telling me what to do and fuck yes, I most certainly do have a serious case of Covid Misconduct Disorder!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020

Posttraumatic Acronym Disorder

A psychological disorder emanating from continuous exposure to absurd and meaningless, sometimes indecipherable, acronyms such as what happens when you’ve worked for years in a civil service job such as the post office, politics, or a state prison.

I wasn’t even sure what PTAD was due to this sad and disabling condition called Posttraumatic Acronym Disorder!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020