Discrete Dat

You gotta be discrete about that

Kenny: What you doing today?
Heeseung: Discrete Dat!
Kenny: Shut Up
Heeseung:ok..

5 minutes later
Heeseung: DISCRETE DAT!!!!!

by Chineseass April 21, 2013

Discreet Brady

When you pay someone $2 for a quick handjob in a car or on a roof.

Man coming back down from roof

Boss: where were you?

Man: getting a discreet Brady. I was on break anyways

by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017

Discreet Brown Package

A package that contains sexual toys such as a vibrator or dildo.

A Discreet Brown Package is discreet so that others will not know what you have ordered but it has become very obvious.

by @anonymous3209 March 27, 2021

discrefication

Defecation with discretion, eg. hiding while pooping.

He was far from a rest stop when the Taco Bell caught up with him so he pulled over and hid behind some bushes for a discrefication.

by Uncle Howdy July 15, 2021

discarged

Mommy mommy I love you mommy mommy I love mommy mommy daddy daddy mommy mommy I love mommy daddy mommy mommy daddy love you daddy mommy mommy daddy daddy love daddy daddy I love you daddy daddy love what mommy mommy daddy love you do you daddy mommy daddy love mommy love love daddy love you love daddy mommy mommy

Penis discarged

by 1249_iooo May 2, 2022

Discreet Cum

The act of a man stealthily ejaculating upon a woman after springing upon her from the shadows followed by a hasty retreat.

I am going to discreet cum her.

by TheHappyGrassMan December 4, 2022

discreet incounter

a person thats secretly having sex with another person other then your spouse.

Tim wanted a discreet incounter so he went on a dating website to find a lucky woman.(but shes a bitch)

by oopopop March 21, 2008